Momma Told Me Quotes

#1. Oh. Momma told me not to tell you that your bed squeaks. But I think you know, 'cause I could hear it this morning. Jake dropped his fork. Tor, for the first time Jake had ever seen, turned scarlet. Maureen looked at them both and sighed. Christmas is always so interesting with you, Mark.

Chris Owen

#2. Despite what your momma told ya, violence does solve problems.

Chris Kyle

#3. I remember when my daughter was just learning her letters. She was playing in her room and came downstairs to ask me, "Momma, what does C-H-I-N-A spell?" "China," I told her (she knew what the word meant - she had friends from there). "So," she asked next, "why is it written on everything?

Annie Leonard

#4. Between wiener juice and lung blood, I'd say that chambray shirt was a goner.

Chuck Palahniuk

#5. But, your ass still haven't told her about LaNyla! She's the girl's god mommy; not knowing she step momma too!

Danielle Marcus

#6. For nearly 2,000 years, most people assumed that the only sources of tradition about Jesus and his disciples were the four gospels in the New Testament.

Elaine Pagels

#7. And I can tell you God makes us how he needs us to be.

Wiley Cash

#8. Trying to be a good mother may be as distant from being a good mother as trying to have a good time is from truly having one.

Lionel Shriver

#9. I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.

Joe Louis

#10. It's 1936, in Flint, Michigan. Times are hard. Ten-year-old Bud is a motherless boy on the run, and his momma never told him who his father was. But she left a clue: posters of Herman

Christopher Paul Curtis

#11. And his momma never told him who his father was. But she left a clue: posters of Herman E. Calloway and his famous band, the Dusky Devastators of the Depression!!!!!! Bud's got

Christopher Paul Curtis

#12. I do this to feign confidence, because the more I fake it, the more it's supposed to feel true.

Jenny Han

#13. Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

Marcus Brigstocke

#14. More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.

Brock Yates

#15. My momma once told me, you don't need to be pushed in order to fall. I don't think you'll need to do much pushing, Jessica.

Penny Reid

#16. As an actor, you get hired to repeat yourself. It wears you out.

Paul McGann

#17. Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems,

Chris Kyle

#18. Momma, you're special, Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.

Stephenie Meyer