Top 35 Momma Said Quotes
#1. Whenever I'd get howlin' over something, he'd grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said it
was probably bein' dunked under water that made me stupid.
Cole Alpaugh
#2. His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer?
Pharoahe Monch
#3. When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles,' Amelie said. 'Not one who ran away from them.'
'Snap,' Eve said.
'You know what they're talking about?' Shane asked.
'Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.
Rachel Caine
#4. It's different if you're a painter. You can hidethe ones that don't work. You can't do that with movies. They tellthe story of who you are at the time, and that's the wonderful thingabout it.
Stanley Tucci
#5. You have to tell him 'go toodles, Bits, go toodles for momma,'" I said, pitching my voice high in imitation, "or else he won't go." Blane looked at me. "I'm not doing that," he said flatly. "But then he'll go on the bed," I protested. "How about I just point my gun at him," he deadpanned.
Tiffany Snow
#6. Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake.
Dorothea Benton Frank
#7. I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.
Joe Louis
#8. Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank.
Joe Schwartz
#9. The comedy of each age holds up a mirror to the people of that age, a mirror that is unique.
Edith Hamilton
#10. They rung my bell to ask me.
Could I recommend a maid.
I said, yes, your momma.
Langston Hughes
#11. I couldn't have been more than six, but I was calling her an ignorant little bitch. Her momma stood on the porch step shaking her mop at me and saying there were snakes and lizards coming out of my mouth, to which I said i didn't give a shit.
Mary Karr
#12. Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My
Carolyn Brown
#13. Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud?
J. Lynn
#14. He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie.
Clive Barker
#15. Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter
#16. The plastic bottle we're throwing away every day still stays there. And if we show that to people, then we can also promote some behavioral change.
Carlo Ratti
#17. Consciousness of error is, to a certain extent, a consciousness of understanding; and correction of error is the plainest proof of energy and mastery.
Walter Savage Landor
#18. We came here because no place would take us after our momma died. They all said go away, come back when you're older, when you know better, when you've learned. Only no one wants to teach how to be older or to know better - not even Devin. They just teach us how to be broken.
Seanan McGuire
#19. *** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail.
Various
#20. Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said.
Carolyn Brown
#21. Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.'
Muhammad Ali
#22. The environment and support is one of a kind! A zero judgement, safe place to discuss and achieve goals!
Melissa M
#24. It is its own form of conversation
you can learn a lot about people from the stories they tell, but you can also know them from the way they sing along, whether they like the windows up or down, if they live by the map or by the world, if they feel the pull of the ocean.
David Levithan
#25. Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
Deepak Chopra
#26. Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.
Various
#27. He carries what he feels for people deep inside. Even as a kid he was that way," Aunt Margaret said. "Your momma knows that." But I had wondered then as I did now what good love was that couldn't be expressed.
Ron Rash
#28. Boxing is a dying sport, really. Years ago, the world heavyweight champion could be said to have reached the highest pinnacle of sport. Even in this country, boxers were heroes. Think of Henry Cooper and Frank Bruno.
Tyson Fury
#29. New York was something like a circus performer walking a tightrope an juggling at the same time ... It could barely maintain its position, but an movement would tip the whole balance.
John Lindsay
#30. Momma always said the common misconception in relationships was that people got so caught up in finding someone who understood them when, in reality, all they needed was someone who wanted to understand them. With the right person, that would be more than enough.
Anne Jolin
#31. My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.
Jerry Lee Lewis
#32. My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else.
James Buchanan
#34. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!
Various
#35. God pity us that after years of writing, using mountains of paper and rivers of ink, exhausting flashy terminology about the biggest revival meetings in history, we are still faced with gross corruption in every nation, as well as with the most prayerless church age since Pentecost.
Leonard Ravenhill
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