Misspelled Word Quotes

#1. She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream

Kelly Moran

#2. A writer doesn't really have much of a function on a movie set.

Tom Stoppard

#3. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Steven Wright

#4. The politics, policies, the President [Barack Obama] and the American people are all pointing in the right direction to fix our immigration system and pass legislation this year.

Luis Gutierrez

#5. Well," said Stuart, "a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.

E.B. White

#6. Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters.

Conan O'Brien

#7. (Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short

Clive James

#8. A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.

Ben Marcus

#9. The women who don't feel that people think they're sexy are the ones who seem to titillate in that way, because they don't feel like they're getting that kind of approval.

Vanessa Carlton

#10. My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this climate.

Hunter S. Thompson

#11. Her given name was Lucinda but she'd called herself Juveline since age fifteen, when she'd been caught selling knockoff Burberry totes and a cop at the booking desk misspelled the word "juvenile." Big

Carl Hiaasen

#12. I knew that in the second letter he misspelled the word existence, replacing the second e with an a; in the fourth he forgot to dot the i in believe. I slept with them not under my pillow but clutched in my hand, with the sweat from my dreams leaking from my palms and smudging the ink.

Leslye Walton

#13. My childhood memories include a time when the government confiscated my family's possessions and exiled us to a camp in the B.C. Interior, just because my grandparents were from Japan.

David Suzuki

#14. Jay: Looks like you misspelled the Treaty of Versailles.
Sara: Yeah, well. My brother's natural ability for languages didn't rub off on me.
Jay: ... I'm not talking about Versailles. I have no idea if you spelled that right. I'm talking about the word 'treaty.

Tracy Bilen

#15. The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#16. Error is not just acceptable, it is necessary for the continuation of life, provided it is not too great. A large error is a catastrophe, a small error is essential for enhancing existence. Without error, there is no movement. Death follows.

Jacques Lecoq

#17. If you can't do something smart, do something right.

Joss Whedon

#18. Question your thoughts.
Question your stories.
Question your assumptions.
Question your opinions.
Question your conclusions.
Question them all into utter emptiness, stillness and joy.
The keys to freedom are in your hands.
Use them.

Adyashanti

#19. Patience is like ice cold water runing truth your veins, but our love will be immense

Alejandro Perez

#20. I want to get a tattoo of the word irony, only misspelled.

Anthony Jeselnik