Top 31 Misspelled Quotes
#1. A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.
Ben Marcus
#3. The FBI is urging all Americans to beware of any letters or packages that have badly misspelled words. Man, this is going to be terrible news for the rap industry.
Jay Leno
#4. The English language is full of words that are just waiting to be misspelled, and the world is full of sticklers, ready to pounce.
Mary Norris
#5. For some idiot reason, the idea of going into the drink with a misspelled safety device weirded Bryce out.
Harry Turtledove
#6. Hedi was and is still misspelled 'Heidi,' and my perception of genders ended up slightly out of focus from an early age.
Hedi Slimane
#7. In fact, most of the changes found in early Christian manuscripts have nothing to do with theology or ideology. Far and away the most changes are the result of mistakes pure and simple slips of the pen, accidental omissions, inadvertent additions, misspelled words, blunders of one sort or another.
Bart D. Ehrman
#8. Jay: Looks like you misspelled the Treaty of Versailles.
Sara: Yeah, well. My brother's natural ability for languages didn't rub off on me.
Jay: ... I'm not talking about Versailles. I have no idea if you spelled that right. I'm talking about the word 'treaty.
Tracy Bilen
#9. My father's name is Dee, so when I was born they named me Katherine Dee and they took the K from Katherine and put it with his name, sort of to give me my dad's namesake. But it's hysterical how often it gets misspelled. I used to be like, 'No one capitalizes my D!'
KaDee Strickland
#10. And last but not least, reflecting my feelings on proofreading ... excuse any pages on my websites that have misspelled words or grammatical errors ... I'm not a proofreader of any great merit.
Mark Twain
#11. I knew that in the second letter he misspelled the word existence, replacing the second e with an a; in the fourth he forgot to dot the i in believe. I slept with them not under my pillow but clutched in my hand, with the sweat from my dreams leaking from my palms and smudging the ink.
Leslye Walton
#12. I was patience defined, patience misspelled, patience sounded out slowly, letter by letter, with the t pronounced shh.
Miranda July
#13. Her given name was Lucinda but she'd called herself Juveline since age fifteen, when she'd been caught selling knockoff Burberry totes and a cop at the booking desk misspelled the word "juvenile." Big
Carl Hiaasen
#15. They misspelled 'party.' How evil genius can they be?
Libba Bray
#16. And I love the hate mail I get, the unsigned, misspelled letters I get telling me to go back to Russia or wherever.
Henry Rollins
#18. Some people take the spelling bee very seriously. These people are called "parents of children in the spelling bee." They're trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words.
Craig Ferguson
#19. If the words of this book are misspelled, but accidentally spell other words correctly, and also accidentally fall into a grammatically coherent arrangement, where coherency is defined as whatever doesn't upset people, it means this book is legally another book, and not this book.
Ben Marcus
#20. Some people have things written all over their faces; the big guy had a couple of words misspelled in crayon on his.
Jonathan Lethem
#21. Jazon and Mical. What kind of mother misspelled her kids' names on purpose?
Barbara Kingsolver
#22. I think I know what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers.
William T. Sherman
#23. Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters.
Conan O'Brien
#24. Well," said Stuart, "a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.
E.B. White
#25. In Writing: be attentive enough to detail to spell the person's name correctly. My name is misspelled all the time; Ramsay with an AY, not an EY. It's not much of a personal follow-up if the recipient feels insignificant.
Beth Ramsay
#26. The fact that he misspelled "pumpkin" made Cath wince.
Rainbow Rowell
#27. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright
#28. All I do is write their names on the lineup card and let them play. It's not a tough job. I haven't misspelled one name yet.
Harvey Kuenn
#29. When a boy writes off the world, it's done with sloppy misspelled words, if / a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive?
Sage Francis
#30. On my way. Nearly there! These were their last foolish (and often misspelled) words. Madeline
Liane Moriarty
#31. My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
Steven Wright
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