Mis Selling Quotes

#1. I'm not big on the after-death experience. If you've done a very good job in your current lifetime, then your next lifetime will be set up for you.

Frederick Lenz

#2. In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.

Nancy Banks-Smith

#3. Somewhere, out in the infinite distance, lay the spring, at least in God's mind, like babies that are not yet conceived in the mother's womb.
(from "The Fish can Sing")

Halldor Laxness

#4. I don't think that most women have to prove that they're real women. You live long enough, you graduate to being real.

Charles Baxter

#5. Abundance is not a situation- it is an attitude.

Alan Cohen

#6. The uselessness of men above sixty years of age and the incalculable benefit it would be in commercial, in political, and in professional life, if as a matter of course, men stopped work at this age.

William Osler

#7. What I did see was that Leo's face lit up and then the lady's face lit up and his smile seemed as big as the world. Like he loved the world. Like he had no idea what it could do.

Ally Condie

#8. Having recorded his first album, 'Tapestry,' in 1969, in Berkeley, California, during the student riots, McLean, a native New Yorker, became a kind of weather vane for what he called the 'generation lost in space.'

Douglas Brinkley

#9. Breath Properly, Stay Curious, and Always Eat Your Beets!

Tom Robbins

#10. Hey, I'm just teasing. Isn't that what husbands who are hopelessly in love with their wives do?

E.L. James

#11. I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.

Kevin Hearne