Milton Jones Quotes

#1. A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

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#2. You really need to give us much love as you possibly can. Be kind. Be of service to people, not for you to gain anything but just out of pure love. That's what people are lacking, that pure genuine love.

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#3. If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

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#4. Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

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#5. To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

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#6. If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

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#7. I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.

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#8. When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

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#9. Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

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#10. I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

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#11. Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

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#12. As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

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#13. I like to consider myself young at heart and ageless.

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#14. The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

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#15. I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

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#16. I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!!

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#17. I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

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#18. I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

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#19. I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.

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#20. Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids.

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#21. It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

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#22. Everybody's always trying to do something physical, but I would say feed your spirit more than anything 'cause I think that's where it all starts, especially for myself. When I'm healthy spiritually, I'm able to do any and everything that I put my mind to.

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#23. Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

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#24. The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

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#25. When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

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#26. My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

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#27. Church was the thing for me. The fellowship and the message that was given and singing in the choir and singing the solos and really listening to the words that you were singing and seeing how it affected people was huge for me.

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#28. The school had a big problem with drugs ... especially Class A.

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#29. My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.

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#30. I learned at an early age that every breath that we take is borrowed. We need to be thankful for our life and never take it for granted.

DeLisha Milton-Jones