Milonakis Quotes

#1. I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

Andy Milonakis

#2. I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

Andy Milonakis

#3. Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.

Dax Shepard

#4. I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

Andy Milonakis

#5. We want to allow Costa Ricans to make a qualitative leap in our development and go to an economy based on innovation and developing a broadband infrastructure in order to overcome the barrier of 15 per cent penetration.

Laura Chinchilla

#6. There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

Andy Milonakis

#7. It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

Karl Pilkington

#8. I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

Andy Milonakis

#9. One has got all the goodness, and the other all the appearance of it." "I

Jane Austen

#10. I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

Andy Milonakis

#11. I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

Andy Milonakis

#12. I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.

Andy Milonakis

#13. Spiders will build their webs no matter how many laws you pass against it.

Marty Rubin

#14. I was a huge Internet junkie.

Andy Milonakis

#15. Please stop. Do not take me into your confidence, do not take me into your heart, for my own
cannot bear it.

Donna Russo Morin

#16. There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

Andy Milonakis

#17. Life may be seen through many windows, none of them necessarily clear or opaque, less or more distorting than any of the others.

Isaiah Berlin

#18. I had sadness for breakfast.

Andy Milonakis

#19. MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.

Andy Milonakis

#20. Set a thief to catch a thief.

Callimachus

#21. As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

Andy Milonakis

#22. I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

Andy Milonakis

#23. I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

Andy Milonakis

#24. I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

Andy Milonakis

#25. Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

Andy Milonakis

#26. I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

Andy Milonakis

#27. If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew

Andy Milonakis

#28. I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

Andy Milonakis

#29. Your mind is filled with thoughts and desires. Your moods shift constantly. You are not sure what it is you want, it changes from moment to moment; there is little or no continuity in your life.

Frederick Lenz

#30. There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

Andy Milonakis

#31. I want to tell you a secret that will see you through all the trials that life can offer."

"Have courage and be kind!

Cinderella

#32. I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

Andy Milonakis