Mildly Humorous Quotes

#1. They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English food, much of which was designed and manufactured in medieval times during the reign of King Walter the Mildly Disturbed.

Dave Barry

#2. I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

Derek Landy

#3. Traditionally poetry is written in lines. But the prose poem is the kind of poem that isn't written in lines. It is lyrical prose that uses the tricks of poetry, such as dense imagery. This is a big topic of debate in poetry land. There's no perfect definition.

Campbell McGrath

#4. To become a filthy rich, first you need to be filthy.

M.F. Moonzajer

#5. Awareness and ego cannot coexist.

Eckhart Tolle

#6. When you touch someone that you love, the whole world changes.

Sakura Tsukuba

#7. Tell me why the limousine fleet has increased by 42 percent since Barack Obama took office. Why are we spending taxpayers' money on that? Limos should be for weddings and proms, certainly not for government officials to be riding around in.

Mark Neumann

#8. I wish I could play like Roger Federer.

Serena Williams

#9. There is no room in History for conjecture. History is fact because it deals with facts, you'll learn in time ... '
'Fuck that, man. That's like saying botany is a lettuce because it deals with lettuces.

D.L. Christopher