Mildly Offensive Quotes

#1. ... now a Chinese Fire Drill is just mildly offensive slang denoting a chaotic and unproductive situation like most police calls handled by more than two cops. Those I really try to avoid. Hey, screw it. I'm no hero.

A.J. Hoover

#2. I'm still very much a Christian and have a great relationship with God. I love Him, but one of my flaws is that I cuss.

Steve Harvey

#3. And if beauty is terror," said Julian, "then what is desire? We think we have many desires, but in fact we have only one. What is it?"
"To live," said Camilla.
"To live forever," said Bunny, chin cupped in palm.

Donna Tartt

#4. All the memories in the world, good or bad, are not worth one slender hope for the future; and

Mark Twain

#5. One or two is early enough for a person who lies till ten.

Emily Bronte

#6. Who would not rather trust and be deceived?

Eliza Cook

#7. The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30.

Lorne Michaels

#8. You can't clobber any reader while he's looking. You divert his attention, then you clobber him and he never knows what hit him.

Flannery O'Connor