Top 100 Mike Quotes
#1. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
Dane Cook
#2. Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
Mike Tyson
#3. A hungry man can be a fast learner. When you come to a table with nothing but need, you are grateful for things you might have pushed aside before. And when you kneel, hungry & broken at His table, you receive a grace from Him you might, at some other time, have completely missed.
Mike Yankoski
#4. Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they've won.
Mike Ditka
#5. We really think health savings accounts were kind of invented in Indiana.
Mike Pence
#6. I wouldn't change anything. I think that it's important to let things happen, and stay 'happened'. I think that's all part of the learning curve, part of fate. I'm just glad that it happened.
Mike Peters
#7. For millions on the outside looking in, this is where they want to live - America.
Mike Barnicle
#8. I'm a very un-excitable person. I always take things with a grain of salt, I'm always very even-keeled, and I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Mike Colter
#9. From my experience, meditating can bring up the most stressful thoughts.
Mike White
#10. An excellent indie horror book with a wholly original premise.
Mike Carey
#11. "Gun Control" isn't about guns. It's about control. If guns are outlawed, how can we shoot the liberals?
Mike Gunn
#12. The Green Arrow stuff that I've responded to from the past is the Mike Grell stuff. I've liked a lot of other stuff, but I think for me, the direction and the mood and the tone that I really want is something much darker and more aggressive and really fast-paced action.
Jeff Lemire
#14. You have to try to reply to criticism with your intellect, not your ego.
Mike Brearley
#15. We all draw different lines. Sometimes they intersect. Sometimes they don't. We agree on forms of evil, but judge degrees of it, saying only the worst of humanity is truly bad. And everything along the grey lines is subject to opinion.
Mike Wech
#16. Making predictions is like throwing a dartboard at the fixture list
Mike Parry
#17. Give a man a noble cause and he would fight to the death for what he believed in,but get the woman he loves to leave him and his once honourable principles would cease to be quite so important.
Mike Gayle
#18. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
Mike Tyson
#19. The proof of true repentance is immediate restitution.
Mike Murdock
#20. Only fools make permanent decisions without knowledge.
Mike Murdock
#21. In the half-reclined bed, Yaz slept, mouth open, snoring - probably doped. Mike turned on the TV. For twenty minutes, he watched retired generals on CNN discussing Afghanistan and troop surges as though they knew what the hell war was all about.
Pete Barber
#22. The trend of offering individualized education plans, curricula, and lessons is going to help students tremendously. "Teaching to the middle" is one of the saddest concepts I've ever heard about.
Mike Lee
#23. Living in fear is just another way of dying before your time.
Mike Cooley
#24. Hard work ain't so easy, strength training is just plain old hard work and it ain't easy.
Mike Berry
#25. I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it.
Mike Myers
#26. I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
Mike Birbiglia
#27. The old joke is that psychiatrists are doctors who can't stand the sight of blood. Maybe they can't stand it, but if they work where I work, they damn well better get used to it.
At least surgeons and prizefighters get to wear gloves
Mike Bartos
#28. Preseason football is hard to evaluate. It's never going to be clean for the quarterbacks. You have to overcome the ugly plays and be productive. It's a component of leadership that is necessary. The guys that make it in the league survive that.
Mike McCarthy
#29. Rumor had it that during the last home stand, someone had called the stadium ticket office asking what time the game started and was told, "What time can you be here?
Mike Shropshire
#30. Young, wild, and free, my whole life ahead of me. So I'm drinking heavily, steadily making memories.
Mike Stud
#31. I do feel like, now, approaching fifty, I am definitely at a crossroads and having to reevaluate things and look at things. It's time for more change, and that's good.
Mike Ness
#32. to buy us.' 'The candidate wants to get here fast,' Mike was saying. 'Too fast,
Daniel Pembrey
#33. I'd be the first to admit that I have no shortage of faults.
But if I had to pick one, the one that's gotten me into the most trouble over the years...
...it would be that I sometimes get angry.
Mike Mignola
#34. Any who love Jesus will love others much more.
Mike Bickle
#35. Every little boy wanna pick up the mic,
And try to run with the big boys and live up to the real hype.
But that's like pickin up a ball, playin with Mike,
Swingin at Ken Griffey or challengin' Roy to a fight.
LL Cool J
#36. These were good, hardworking, simple people. He
Mike Shelton
#38. People enjoy our meat and our poultry, as I do as a consumer.
Mike Johanns
#39. Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer
Mike Ingham
#40. Beliefs are collars to which leashes can be attached
Mike Carey
#41. I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
Mike Myers
#43. You never really know about a quarterback until he plays in a real game.
Mike Singletary
#44. The Nick Boles text is kiboshed [Mike] Gove's chances. It undermined people's confidence in him. It made it look as if he's been conspiring all along. It did more damage to his reputation than anything else.
Andrea Leadsom
#45. I've just completed Mike's [Mann] Nature trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (i.e. from 1981 onwards) and from 1961 for Keith's [Briffa] to hide the decline.
Phil Jones
#46. Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws ... It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have the toughest gun laws have the most murder and mayhem.
Mike Royko
#47. I thought it was important to speak about what I believe would be the right response to Russian aggression in Ukraine. I'm pleased to hear there is more sanctions maybe coming tomorrow. But the truth of the matter is I think we need less talk and more deeds.
Mike Pence
#48. Too often, advances in civil rights or women's rights are undermined by wrong-headed legislation or weak-kneed political leadership.
Mike Quigley
#49. People who are tired of K Street corruption and Wall Street greed are ready for Main Street Values.
Mike Huckabee
#50. I had this job at Hollywood Video, and during my worst audition ever, I forgot all of my lines in front of Chuck Lorre at the callback for the 'Mike and Molly' pilot.
Lamorne Morris
#51. It isn't that hard to get RBI's when you're hitting home runs, you generally get a least one.
Mike Schmidt
#52. Jesus was too smart to ever run for public office ... that's what Jesus would do.
Mike Huckabee
#53. Speed is not neutral. Fast living used to mean a life of debauchery; now it just means fast, but the consequences are even more serious. Speeding through life endangers our relationships and our souls.
Mike Yaconelli
#54. I have had the occasion to meet child actors from the '60s and '70s at various functions, and everyone's gone on to various different lives - they're real-estate agents or surfers.
Mike Lookinland
#55. When Donald Trump becomes president of the United States of America, the change will be ... huge.
Mike Pence
#56. An intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas while he was sleeping but got out before Tyson could get to him. I don't know what's scarier. Having someone breaking into your room while you're sleeping or breaking into someone else's room and finding out the guy is Mike Tyson.
Jay Leno
#57. When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson
#58. I roll out of bed, walk into the garage, work out, and go about my day. I'll bring my daughter out there in her ExerSaucer. I don't know if I'll ever go back to a gym.
Mike Vogel
#59. I think no matter how snarky you try to be, poetry will always find a way to make a spiritual goal out of what you're doing.
Mike Young
#60. On another occasion he toasted to the king's "long life," only to be questioned by his host, the king's son and heir, "Since when have you been so anxious about my parent's health?" Wilkes smiled and said, "Since I had the pleasure of your Royal Highness's acquaintance.
Mike Lee
#61. Anybody who is familiar with the historical data from the IRS knows that raising income tax rates will likely actually reduce federal revenues.
Mike Pence
#62. People want to share their photos publicly with lots of people.
Mike Krieger
#63. America wins when we trade and export and import.
Mike Pence
#64. Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
Mike Myers
#65. I don't buy that there's nothing we can do to stop criminals and the mentally ill from killing if they want to.
Mike Quigley
#66. The Constitution separated the ideologies and values of the Church from the State, and leaders of the State were thus educated in matters pertaining to the State. These leaders proved themselves time after time with their pragmatic intellectual capacities.
Mike Medavoy
#67. I feel like people didn't understand where I was about to go. And a lot of people still don't.
Mike Posner
#68. Kids at skate parks will step up and challenge me to a game of Skate, but I'm over that, I really don't care. I'm all about participating, and I'm all about being a part of this scene, but there's certain vibes I just don't get along with.
Mike Vallely
#70. There are more people living in freedom today than at any other time in the history of the human race.
Mike Rounds
#71. I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable.
Mike Huckabee
#72. The only guest star I really wanted to get but didn't was Bruce Springsteen.
Mike Scully
#73. Effort without talent is a depressing situation ... but talent without effort is a tragedy.
Mike Ditka
#74. It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the characters and made it up, but it's Mike's film, so doing the press and stuff, it feels a little bit inauthentic. I was just one component of it.
Patrick Marber
#75. Do the IMPRACTICAL so that God can do the IMPOSSIBLE!
Mike Phillips
#76. I ended up being the governor of a very ag state, Nebraska.
Mike Johanns
#77. Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.
Mike Judge
#78. My struggle over the years has constantly been, it only takes 10 minutes, or an average shower, to come up with a mini-series or two, but it takes a year to draw them. So for me, it's been just trying to find a way to get all these ideas and all these incidents on paper.
Mike Mignola
#79. I said you [Mike Pence] can't give me this [Purple Heart]. He said, "Mr. Trump you mean so much to me and my family." You know we're doing very well with the veterans. I know you guys do not like to say that.
Donald Trump
#81. The obsession with instant gratification blinds us from our long-term potential.
Mike Dooley
#82. The American people know what's necessary to get this economy moving again. It's fiscal discipline in Washington, D.C. and across-the-board tax relief for working families, small businesses and family farms.
Mike Pence
#83. There is such a thing as commonsense middle-ground gun reform, and most gun owners support it.
Mike Quigley
#84. As a performer, there was nobody better than Morrissey.
Mike Joyce
#85. For a college basketball player or coach, to reach the Final Four is la-la land. You've achieved, you've got your stamp of approval. My first team to do that was in 1986. Then we did it in '88, '89 and '90.
Mike Krzyzewski
#86. I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.
Mike Birbiglia
#87. I haven't been with a woman in nine months.
Mike Tyson
#88. I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me from time to time, but I just, I did not know how to respond to that.
Mike Birbiglia
#90. If you win a National Championship, or you win two, people think you have not only seen the Holy Grail, but you've embraced it. Basically, I do what a lot of people do, but I've been able to win.
Mike Krzyzewski
#91. Computer vision and machine learning have really started to take off, but for most people, the whole idea of what is a computer seeing when it's looking at an image is relatively obscure.
Mike Krieger
#92. The money paid at consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers ...
Mike Huckabee
#93. The things that drive me crazy are coming from this place of people suffering because of people polluting into rivers or whatever. It's not simply just about systems; it's an emotional reaction to seeing animals or people suffering.
Mike White
#94. Travel light and trust in serendipity.
Mike Brown
#95. Most of all, we should remember all of us are capable of individually helping advance the spirit of equality for all.
Mike Rogers
#96. I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.
Mike Judge
#98. Spirituality is a mixed-up, topsy-turvy, helter-skelter godliness that turns our lives into an upside-down toboggan ride of unexpected turns, surprise bumps and bone shattering crashes ... a life ruined by a Jesus who loves us right into his arms.
Mike Yaconelli
#99. There is a difference between people who are educated and people who are smart.
Mike Huckabee
#100. The government has no business knowing how much money we make and how we made it. It's none of their business. And that's why I believe that manufacturing is critical. If we can't feed ourselves, fuel ourselves and fight for ourselves, we can't be free.
Mike Huckabee
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