Mike Newton Quotes

#1. Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all

Stephenie Meyer

#2. A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her skin chalky as a corpse. I almost took the door off the car.

Stephenie Meyer

#3. You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up."
"That last one isn't a skill."
"Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

Simone Elkeles

#4. When you talk about state of the art, that doesn't mean a damn thing. Think about it. State of the art. "This is the state of the art brush from Winsor-Newton." Yeah, but the state of the art sucks rubber donkey lungs.

Mike Royer

#5. Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination

Robert Green Ingersoll

#6. So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that.

Stephenie Meyer

#7. He looks at you like ... like you're something to eat.

Stephenie Meyer

#8. I was the one thing
he had to deny--
the beautiful truth
within his
terrible lie.
-who knew such a young heart could shatter?

Amanda Lovelace

#9. Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.

Stephenie Meyer

#10. This is a tough situation. But it is what it is, and time has an amazing way of knitting together solutions as long as everybody stays calm and resolves to be as gentle and patient as possible.

Amy Dickinson

#11. I never dreamt I could be an author when I grew up. It just didn't occur to me, because I thought you had to be a) academic, so go to university, things like that, and I didn't think I was clever, or b) dead because I just assumed all the authors in the library were dead.

Geraldine McCaughrean