Methodist Church Sign Sayings

#1. Don't share your secrets if you preface them with 'just don't tell anybody.

Igor Babailov

#2. Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

Clive James

#3. The Bad Seeds are a band I will travel a great distance to see whenever possible.

Henry Rollins

#4. You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Jeff Foxworthy

#5. You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard," I said. "Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Jim Butcher

#6. Sometimes when you're just thrown into something, you are more ready for it than when you have time to think it over and get nervous about it.

Lara Flynn Boyle

#7. I think that televisions are unnecessarily complex. The irony is that as the pictures get better and the choice of content gets broader, that the complexity of the experience of using the television gets more and more complicated.

John Sculley

#8. To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

Kathy Griffin

#9. A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

George Carlin

#10. I know that human beings are better together than they are apart, as much as I fought that all my life.

Matt Nathanson

#11. Young people today, for example, often watch live television (if they watch it live at all) with both the TV and their laptops or tablet devices on.

George Takei

#12. Light and darkness

Exist in each of us

How bright our essence radiates

Is integrally linked with

How honorable is our goodness

Michelle Carbotte

#13. Sometimes being a supportive friend to her mother is the only way for the daughter to get positive strokes from Mom. The daughter may fall into the friend role willingly, not even realizing there is something terribly wrong with the arrangement until much later in life.

Karyl McBride

#14. I don't ever wear makeup. I steam my face. I put hot water to open pores and cold water to close them.

Paz De La Huerta