Messamore Plumbing Quotes

#1. I met Mrs. Neely at the door and I swear to you she took one look at my glossy lips and bare knees and the woman just knew. Moms are creepy like that sometimes.

Amber L. Johnson

#2. It's all right, baby doll, I've got you.

Kristen Ashley

#3. There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. Success corrupts character when a person loses the spirit of thankfulness.

Orrin Woodward

#5. The astronomer's rule of thumb:
if you didn't write it down, it didn't happen

Clifford Stoll

#6. What's unacceptable is that you'll accept my cock in practically every orifice of your body, my tongue in your ass and you'll swallow my semen, but you won't accept clothing from me.

Ella Dominguez

#7. I like four-hour movies.

Kevin Costner

#8. He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.

Plautus

#9. It doesn't matter what you feel. Just know the feelings are real. ~

Brittainy C. Cherry

#10. Fishing should be a ceremony that reaffirms our place in the natural world and helps us resist further estrangement from our origins.

Thomas McGuane

#11. I wanted something seismic to happen at the end. I wanted him to wake up so we could somehow forgive each other, say we loved each another, move on with some sense of closure, for I knew this would be the last time I saw him, but he didn't wake up, and nothing was said.

Jane Green