Men Are From Mars Quotes

#1. Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?

Amit Kalantri

#2. Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you ... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

Craig Ferguson

#3. Men are from Mars and women from Venus. Kids arrive when orbits collide.

Shikha Kaul

#4. Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Jesse Petersen

#5. The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

Bill Maher

#6. Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.

Rob Campbell

#7. The law enforcement in this town is terrific. All through prohibition Eddie Mars' place was a night club and they had two uniformed men in the lobby every night-to see that the guests didn't bring their own liquor instead of buying it from the house.

Raymond Chandler

#8. Avisitor from Mars contemplating a man in a frock coat and top hat and a woman in a crinoline might well have supposed that they belonged to different species.

James Laver

#9. I said nothing about men adapting themselves to Mars. Have you ever considered the possibility of Mars meeting us half-way?

Arthur C. Clarke

#10. President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.

Craig Kilborn

#11. [E]very human life is a reflection of divinity, and ... every act of injustice mars and defaces the image of God in man.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#12. My goals are - I don't need much. I'm a simple man. I think that success is having fun. And when I'm having fun doing music, I'm happy. If I can make a little money on the side doing it, I'm really happy.

Bruno Mars

#13. Man, only - rash, refined, presumptuous man, Starts from his rank, and mars creation's plan.

George Canning

#14. By the year 2000 we will undoubtedly have a sizable operation on the Moon, we will have achieved a manned Mars landing and it's entirely possible we will have flown with men to the outer planets.

Wernher Von Braun

#15. So men are not from Mars, nor are women from Venus. Men and women are from Africa, the cradle of our evolution, where they evolved together as a single species.

Steven Pinker

#16. The modern version of Buridan's ass [a figurative description of a man of indecision] has a Ph.D., but no time to grow up as he is undecided between making a Leonardo da Vinci in the test tube or planting a Coca Cola sign on Mars.

Erwin Chargaff

#17. Mankind is advanced technically. Man can build space stations, can assemble them in space, and ponders about landing on Mars, but the development of mankind itself seems to stagnate on stone age level.

Sigmund Jahn

#18. The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher's diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don't cheat.

Shannon L. Alder

#19. Men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise.

H.G.Wells

#20. Man seeks answers from afar
Man has reached the moon reaching mars and distant planets
but has not even gone into the silence of his being

Rajneesh

#21. And the men of Mars realized that in order to survive they would have to forgo asking that one question any longer: Why live? Life was its own answer.

Ray Bradbury

#22. If you came from Mars and tried to analyse British or American society through novels, you'd think our society was preponderantly full of middle-aged, slightly alcoholic, middle-class, intellectual men, most of whom are divorced from their families and have nothing to do with children.

Mark Haddon

#23. When earth as if on evil dreams Looks back upon her wars, And the white light of Christ outstreams From the red disc of Mars, His fame, who led the stormy van Of battle, well may cease; But never that which crowns the man Whose victory was peace.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#24. America can take man to the moon, and America can take men to Mars - and beyond.

Buzz Aldrin

#25. As proud as I am of Doo-Wops I feel like, 'Oh, man. People haven't seen nothing. They don't even know what I'm about to do,' and that's what I can't wait to show the world.

Bruno Mars

#26. After all, it's pretty hard to be prejudiced against blacks and gays when you're a-okay with Klingons and the Green Men of Mars.

Lou Anders

#27. The day Apollo 11 landed, I knew men would walk on Mars in my lifetime. I'm no longer nearly so sure. The last budget put forward in Canada contained not a penny for Mars.

Spider Robinson

#28. A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

Charles Dickens

#29. Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore,

JWoww

#30. Women are from Mars, men have a penis

Gene Simmons

#31. Men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus instead we are all people. Deal with it.

Shahla Khan

#32. It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.

Laurell K. Hamilton