Meatball Quotes

#1. Every time I watch
Lady and the Tramp
I think
"SHE'S HAVING SOME OF YOUR PASTA!"
"QUICK! EAT IT ALL! EAT IT ALL, NOW!!!"
"GROWL! BARE YOUR TEETH! DO SOMETHING!
"OH, DON'T GIVE HER THE MEATBALL!
THERE'S MEAT IN IT!"
"IDIOT!"
But then again
I'm not the romantic type.

Francesco Marciuliano

#2. Teenage bodies should be filled with Vonnegut and meatball subs, not opiates that create glassy-eyed party monsters.

Amy Poehler

#3. I'd be in the backyard minding my own business. The other kids would call me names, like meatball head or neo-Calvinist. I'd run after them, but lucky for them the chain would snap my neck back ...

Emo Philips

#4. Life is like a bowl of spaghetti.
Every once in a while, you get a meatball.

Sharon Creech

#5. Chefs don't actually say 'That's a spicy meat-a-ball,' except to indicate that there's a bomb threat in the restaurant without alarming the customers. Terrorism is the spiciest meatball there is.

Mario Batali

#6. Oh, please," Della said. "Excuse me while I go and grow a penis so the sausage-and-meatball-toting gender will stop thinking I need a man to protect me.

C.C. Hunter

#7. Danny Fletcher has a cliched evening in store for you. Italian restaurant, checkered tablecloth. Probably a candle. he'll push the last meatball to you with his nose,

Sally Thorne

#8. May "the Meatball" Wexler.

Elle Casey

#9. There it was again, the good and bad all rolled into a meatball.

Pam Munoz Ryan

#10. I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day ... Let's just get wastey-pants!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

#11. If I could sprinkle some hopes over all of you, they would include these: I hope you each find a meatball in the spaghetti of your life; I hope your talcum powder never empties, that your spirit is like a cork and that you all live a thousand, thousand lives. Huzzah!

Sharon Creech

#12. I was in New York and I went to a meatball shop with my friend and there was paparazzi there and I thought, 'How did you know that someone was gonna come to this meatball shop?' But I was pregnant and I wanted a meatball sub and let me tell you, it was delicious.

Busy Philipps

#13. she felt as out of place as a meatball in a box of truffles.

Kristen Painter

#14. I'd love to open a restaurant that changes every month. One month it would be a mom and bar spaghetti-and-meatball, Red Sox place, and the next it would be a British pub, and everyone gets in a fight.

Graham Elliot

#15. Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Jim Davis

#16. My career was quite unusual, so my main advice to someone interested in a career similar to my own is to remain open to change and new opportunities. I like to tell students that the jobs I took after my Ph.D. were not in existence only a few years before.

Nancy Roman

#17. This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

Geoffrey Fisher

#18. If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectify manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is delightful to man.

John Milton

#19. Note to academics: Aristarchus' track record of astronomical research would probably have guaranteed him tenure somewhere, if tenure had been invented. His stack of reprints included measuring the distances of the Moon and Sun.

Seth Shostak

#20. Go beyond what you feel like doing and do what's right. Every time you do what's right when you don't feel like it, you are growing.

Joyce Meyer

#21. 31. "Shut your eyes in order to see." ~

Paul Gauguin

#22. Dogmatism is by far the best fall-back defense, the most impregnable castle, that ignorance can find. It's also a dead give-away that the person doesn't know why he believes what he believes.

Bob Altemeyer

#23. I used to work, part time, in a deli, in those days when your parents made you work just so you should know what work was like. And you'd make 4, 5, 6, ten dollars.

Hector Elizondo

#24. I'm very sensitive to the English language. I studied the dictionary obsessively when I was a kid and collect old dictionaries. Words, I think, are very powerful and they convey an intention.

Drew Barrymore

#25. As Rilke says, there are no classes for beginners in life, the most difficult thing is always asked of one right away.

James Salter

#26. Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Woody Allen

#27. My life is proof that I don't need you to do what I do. If there's no one to see it, I'll watch it.

Abel Ferrara