Top 34 May Your Camels Quotes

#1. And your stupid camel mask ...

Dean Ambrose

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#2. [On the camel:] Its weak point is its morale, and it is here that so much depends on its human master. Discouragement is fatal ... it loses heart, sinks by the wayside and dies.

Mildred Cable

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#3. The red Sahara in an angry glow, / With amber fogs, across its hollows trailed / Long strings of camels, gloomy-eyed and slow ...

Jean Ingelow

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#4. Measles and TB evolved from diseases of our cattle, influenza from a disease of pigs, and smallpox possibly from a disease of camels. The Americas had very few native domesticated animal species from which humans could acquire such diseases.

Jared Diamond

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#5. If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

Karl Pilkington

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#6. A camel in distress isn't a shy creature. It doesn't hang around in bars, nursing a solitary drink. It doesn't phone up old friends and sob at them. It doesn't mope, or write long soulful poems about Life and how dreadful it is when seen from a bedsitter. It doesn't know what angst is.

Terry Pratchett

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#7. A single camel can carry around 300 kilograms. Using camels for hauling during migration is becoming a rarity in Mongolia, where mechanized transport is gradually replacing traditional means.

Tim Cope

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#8. I want to spit back at a camel and ask him what he's so sour about. Maybe camels are the real 'Old Ones' on this planet ... and that what is wrong with the place.

Robert A. Heinlein

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#9. You idiot! You misbegotten son of a jinn's meeting with a jackass, may the grave of your maternal grandmother be defiled by the dung of ten thousand syphilitic she-camels!

Anne McCaffrey

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#10. How do you feel about helicopters?"
There was a long pause. "How do you mean? Ethically?"
"As a mode of transportation."
"Faster than camels, but less sustainable.

Maggie Stiefvater

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#11. I have been agreeably disappointed in my idea of the camels. They are far from unpleasant to ride; in fact, it is much less fatiguing than riding on horseback, and even with the little practice I have yet had, I find it shakes me less.

William John Wills

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#12. They strain over gnats and swallow camels. They also cannibalize each other for power.

Mike Duran

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#13. As a camel kneels before his master to have him remove his burden at the end of the day, so kneel each night and let the Master take your burden.

Corrie Ten Boom

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#14. How should those of us of no great education challenge him at table when he compared the efficiency of lions and camels and arrived at the conclusion that the carnivorous lion was far less efficient than the camel in the desert, which ate plants and grass.

Heinz Linge

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#15. Camels are snobbish
and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic
even murderous.
Reindeer seem over-serious.

Marianne Moore

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#16. Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent.

Terry Pratchett

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#17. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Keisha Keenleyside

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#18. The camel has his virtues - so much at least must be admitted; but they do not lie upon the surface.

Amelia B. Edwards

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#19. sides yellowed by too many unfiltered Camels. The whole place had the feel of a neighborhood hangout for people too stupid to realize they were drinking away an enormous percentage of their

Julia Kent

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#20. As a camel beareth labor, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of a man shall sustain him through all perils.

Akhenaton

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#21. My lady had the body of a siren, the face of a goddess, and the mind of an Armenian camel dealer.

Louis L'Amour

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#22. Just like a caravan of camels walking in the desert, be durable against the adversities of life and walk with decisive steps.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#23. At the bat of your lashes peacocks preen. Peacocks preen, elephants remember, camels go for days without water, and dinosaurs of all types become extinct.

Tom Robbins

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#24. Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

Noel Coward

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#25. ...the track of the three camels and three pairs of sandals was like an arrow diminishing into infinity across the wavering sand.

Mike Bond

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#26. Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.

David Sedaris

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#27. If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode.

Umar

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#28. At the meeting of our lips, peacocks went into hiding, elephants suffered memory loss, camels developed a maddening thirst, and dinosaurs long thought to be extinct turned up on the evening news.

Tom Robbins

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#29. It's not for nothing that advanced mathematics tend to be invented in hot countries. It's because of the morphic resonance of all the camels who have that disdainful expression and famous curled lip as a natural result of an ability to do quadratic equations.

Terry Pratchett

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#30. The camels had strayed far in search of scarce grass. When collected, they displayed a fiendish ingenuity in throwing their loads and tangling themselves up in every possible strap.

Rosita Forbes

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#31. John wore clothes made of hair from camels. He had a leather belt around him. His food was locusts and wild honey. 7

Anonymous

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#32. The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Julian Tuwim

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#33. You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung-encrusted camel-fucker.

Peter Bagge

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#34. Camels have a very democratic approach to the human race. They hate every member of it, without making any distinctions for rank or creed.

Terry Pratchett

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