Top 20 Masturbatory Quotes
#1. Writing may be masturbatory, but God forbid it should be an act off autocannibalism.
Stephen King
#2. That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage.
Peter Greenaway
#3. Being an art buyer these days is comprehensively and indisputably vulgar. It is the sport of the Eurotrashy, Hedge-fundy, Hamptonites; of trendy oligarchs and oiligarchs; and of art dealers with masturbatory levels of self-regard.
Charles Saatchi
#4. No matter how enormous a novel may become, the physical act of reading determines that there's no way it can become a communal experience. To read is intimate. It's almost masturbatory.
Jonathan Lethem
#6. It's just that there were times when he liked to keep his masturbatory routine old school.
Marshall Thornton
#7. So rich people could go slumming? Come on, give me a break [it's a] masturbatory fantasy for Anna Wintour and Vogue. They always go and try to co-opt what they can't own. They try to co-opt authenticity and turn it into something boring.
Legs McNeil
#8. I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
Adam Carolla
#9. He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.
Gillian Flynn
#10. I think music is a selfish masturbatory event - for the listener, the maker, the candlestick ... maker.
Joshua Homme
#11. What a spineless thing I must be not to have one enemy!
L.M. Montgomery
#12. I would observe to you that what is called style in writing or speaking is formed very early in life while the imagination is warm, and impressions are permanent.
Thomas Jefferson
#14. Every morning is a reason to begin living again ... in case if you have had a good sleep. If not, then begin living again, anyway, and take care of yourself!
Lara Biyuts
#15. Let ignorance reproduce itself until it is weary of its own offspring.
Khalil Gibran
#16. A bad day can tell you more about yourself than a good day.
Andy Ogle
#17. I trouped, traveled, loved, lost, trusted and was betrayed.
Patrick Rothfuss
#18. Cooperate with your destiny, don't go against it, don't thwart it. Allow it to fulfill itself.
Nisargadatta Maharaj
#19. You win the victory when you yield to friends.
Sophocles
#20. A good novelist realizes he is a secretary, not God.
Stephen King
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