Marry For Money Quotes

#1. You don't marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

Joan Rivers

#2. If you marry for money, you end up earning every penny.

Jill Mansell

#3. Remember in all society nine girls out of ten marry for money and nine men out of ten are fools.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#4. People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays; men have to work and women to marry for money. It's a dreadfully unjust world.

Louisa May Alcott

#5. If you marry for money you will earn every penny.

Phil McGraw

#6. If there is a good fortune on one side, there can be no occasion for any on the other. No matter which has it, so that there is enough. I hate the idea of one great fortune looking out for another. And to marry for money I think the wickedest thing in existence.

Jane Austen

#7. Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

Scottish Proverb

#8. If I had a girl I should say to her, 'Marry for love if you can, it won't last, but it is a very interesting experience and makes a good beginning in life. Later on, when you marry for money, for heaven's sake let it be big money. There are no other possible reasons for marrying at all.

Nancy Mitford

#9. My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Wendy Liebman

#10. My parents told me to marry for money,' said her husband. 'But I chose the love of a strong woman.'

'And look what trouble I turned out to be,' she said.

Helen Simonson

#11. Never marry for money. You'll borrow it cheaper.

Scottish Proverb

#12. They that Marry for Money cannot have the true Satisfaction of Marriage; the requisite Means being wanting.

William Penn

#13. You will never have to marry for money. You will never have to depend on anyne but yourself.

Michelle Moran

#14. Oh dear ... it really is rather disillusioning. When one's friends marry for money they are wretched, when they marry for love it is worse. What is the proper thing to marry for, I should like to know?

Nancy Mitford

#15. Those who marry for money end up EARNING it anyway.

Phil McGraw

#16. Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star.

Cindy Crawford

#17. I ever marry, it has to be for good. If I get a divorce I lose access to the money. It all goes back to the family." "What?

Leta Blake

#18. LET something be done for them; but THAT something need not be three thousand pounds. Consider," she added, "that when the money is once parted with, it never can return. Your sisters will marry, and it will be gone for ever. If, indeed, it could be restored to our poor little boy

Anonymous

#19. I think that commercials can really ruin a song. You know that the person sold the song for a good deal of money, and that was the tradeoff. But, music and picture can marry in a beautiful way, and the reverse also.

David Lynch

#20. The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

Jackie Kennedy

#21. Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money

Bob Monkhouse

#22. You don't date an annuity, you marry it. An annuity isn't a mutual fund that you buy today and sell tomorrow. Nor is it a certificate of deposit, ready for any new use at maturity. When you buy an annuity, you are making (or ought to be making) a 15- or 20-year commitment, at least.

Jane Bryant Quinn

#23. I didn't marry a Beatle, I married a broke student who played the guitar and ponced all my grant money off me for fags.

Cynthia Lennon

#24. I'm not saying there aren't a few who marry the guy for his money. There are, but I believe there are more of us who marry because we grew up believing in the fairy tale, and no one ever told us it was a lie.

Kristin Billerbeck

#25. Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him.

Jay Leno

#26. Newt Gingrich's campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he's charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him.

David Letterman

#27. Eve, did you marry me for my money?"
"You bet your ass. And you'd better hold on to it, or I'm history"
"It's very sweet of you to say so.

J.D. Robb

#28. Jane says she will devote her whole life to teaching, and never, never marry, because you are paid a salary for teaching, but a husband won't pay you anything, and growls if you ask for a share in the egg and butter money.

L.M. Montgomery

#29. It's one of the greatest comforts of working in ministry: the unspoken certitude that your spouse did not marry you for your money.

Mark Hart

#30. 12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#31. We take men's obligation to earn money, and when they do it well, we blame them for having power and being oppressors. And when they don't do it all, women just don't marry men who are reading 'I'm Okay, You're Okay' in the unemployment line.

Warren Farrell