Married Life In Urdu Quotes

#1. In the United States economic system you can lose big or you can win big. If you lose you wind up wearing a Hefty bag and sleeping in a doorway. If you win you can have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones when you're seventy-five.

Richard Jeni

#2. Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

Walter Winchell

#3. I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.

Mignon McLaughlin

#4. My limo driver's white, my attorney black ...
'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac.

Masta Ace

#5. I'm actually totally the prude of my family.

Sue Naegle

#6. [The] majority of the girls working there had major emotional problems. And not cries-too-much emotional problems; more like stabs-her-boyfriend-with-a-steak-knife-then-falls-into-a-corner-and-starts-whispering-to-herself emotional problems.

Justin Halpern

#7. To my surprise, Nick reached under his shirt and pulled out the half-heart pendant. With his gaze fixed on mine, he slid the chain over my head. "No one should have to go through life with only half a heart," he whispered.

Katherine Allred

#8. What distinguishes the campaign finance issue from just about every other one being debated these days is that the two sides do not divide along conventional liberal/ conservative lines.

James L. Buckley

#9. No matter how dark and hopeless a situation may seem, always hold on and never give up your dream.

Mouloud Benzadi

#10. Do you love me enough that I am allowed to be damaged? Do you love me enough that I am allowed to be weak in some places?

Khadija Rupa

#11. What do you know about this business?' the King said to Alice. 'Nothing,' said Alice. 'Nothing WHATEVER?' persisted the King. 'Nothing whatever,' said Alice.

Lewis Carroll

#12. If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

Joanne Fluke