Marlins Roster Quotes

#1. Facts are neither Republican nor Democrat.

Trey Gowdy

#2. I lie about lying, which means I can lie

Alex

#3. Working at what you enjoy is far more important than what you're working at.

Malcolm Forbes

#4. I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

Paul Rudd

#5. Some girls had mothers who never called them beautiful but swore their love up and down. It's all the same, really. All bullshit.

Leah Raeder

#6. I never know what the hell I'm writing about, I never know what the next thing I'm writing about is, I never have a plan.

Tracy Letts

#7. She caught herself working so hard at mothering that she forgot to enjoy her children. -from ~Homecoming Season~

Susan Wiggs

#8. Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Bob Hope

#9. Indeed many things which we shall not be able to discover either by the experiment of works or by the investigations of reason we shall deserve to be taught by importunate prayer, by the revelation of divine inspiration.

Richard Of Saint Victor

#10. I saw more stupid people in graduate school and three decades in academia than I ever did who ran 100 acres without going broke.

Victor Davis Hanson

#11. I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

Milton Berle

#12. The truth is, 'Charlie Hebdo' is not a racist magazine. Rather, it is a campaigning anti-racist left-wing magazine.

Maajid Nawaz