Manicure Quotes

#1. I wouldn't want a manicure. I'm a man's man!

Ed Westwick

#2. As a journalist, I am compelled to know the answers."
"As a girl, I am compelled to protect what's left of my manicure," Petra said.

Libba Bray

#3. Two things I do for maintenance: I get a manicure once a month, and I see my therapist about every six weeks. I am happy to report that, at this point, my nails crack more often than I do.

Gina Barreca

#4. I have an obsessive character. I manicure my nails at three in the morning because nobody else can do it the right way. Maybe that's the secret to my success.

Scarlett Johansson

#5. I should get a manicure more often.

Savannah Guthrie

#6. How strange that there would be exactly twenty-four German carpenters in Chicago when the all-night manicure place on the corner of Oakley and Lawrence is called "24/7 Nails.

John Green

#7. You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?

John Lennon

#8. Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and
mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

Jen Lancaster

#9. I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula

Janet Evanovich

#10. Learning operatic roles is ongoing, and I find that I can learn on the train or subway, during a manicure, getting my hair done, and even while driving if I only look at the score at red lights.

Renee Fleming

#11. Leave part of the yard rough. Don't manicure everything. Small children in particular love to turn over rocks and find bugs, and give them some space to do that. Take your child fishing. Take your child on hikes.

Richard Louv

#12. He liked the clover, evidence of the country always pressing in close, quietly sabotaging anyone who tried to manicure nature into suburban submission.

Helen Simonson

#13. Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

Faith McKay

#14. SOLUTION: Save your manicure and employ

Anonymous

#15. I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.

Bernie Mac

#16. I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure.

Yancy Butler

#17. One of the things I liked about her [Dorothy] was that she had long fingernails that she would carefully manicure and paint to fit her mood. If she were in a happy mood, her nails would be bright red. If she were feeling like she wanted to eviscerate her mother she would paint her nails burgundy.

Augusten Burroughs

#18. Having a manicure pulls a look together. Hands are the first thing people see after your face.

Julia Restoin Roitfeld

#19. Different things make me feel sexy. Sometimes it's just a manicure or when I buy some new underwear or just receiving a compliment from a guy on the street. But I think to feel sexy, you just need the right person next to you, who's going to complete you and make you feel even sexier.

Irina Shayk

#20. You'd be surprised what people say across the manicure table.

Lisa Kleypas

#21. Want girls to let you put your fingers in certain places? Get a manicure.

Tom Ford

#22. The forest in front of me is organic and untidy and in need of a serious manicure. The British would never keep their forest in such a sorry state, all overgrown and smelling of rot.

Sarah Noffke

#23. I can do an OK manicure, but I need to stick to singing.

Rebecca Ferguson

#24. I know that whenever I feel my world turning
upside down, nothing grounds me like a manicure.

Lauren Kate

#25. Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'

Orlando Bloom

#26. For a longer nail look, I get a gel manicure. They grow with the gel polish, and then I keep going until I want my natural, short nails back with the regular polish.

Edy Ganem

#27. Blonde hair drawn into a no-nonsense bun, her new manicure the deep red of fresh blood, she'd even donned a blouse and slacks for the occasion, something Neve had forgotten Veronica owned.

Katherine McIntyre

#28. For me, when I'm not working, the day goes by so fast. I never have enough time - getting a manicure, getting a pedicure, getting my workout in, making sure that I ate healthy. Those things can become treacherous to the mind.

Jill Soloway

#29. Ah, you mean the thing with the brass plate on it saying 'Improved Manicure Device,' Archchancellor?

Terry Pratchett

#30. I don't have a stylist, and I do most of my shopping online, just because it's easier. I don't have any nails to manicure, and it takes me 30 minutes to get ready for a night out, as long as I've decided what to wear first.

Zara Phillips

#31. There was nothing quite like having a manicure in Paris. I felt like f#*king royalty.

Amelia Benjamin

#32. A book on cheap paper does not convince. It is not prized, it is like a wheezy doctor with pigtail tobacco breath, who needs a manicure.

Elbert Hubbard

#33. I can scarcely stand to have a manicure. I have to have them because you don't want to look like a disgusting human being - it's self-care and it has to happen, but I get very restless.

Laura Linney

#34. I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure ... and I liked it.'

Ryan Seacrest

#35. You can tell a lot from a person's nails. When a life starts to unravel, they're among the first to go.

Ian McEwan