Malheureux Red Quotes

#1. The important thing to understand about American history, wrote Mr. Ibis, in his leather-bound journal, is that it is fictional, a charcoal-sketched simplicity for the children, or the easily bored.

Neil Gaiman

#2. I've never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

Ricky Gervais

#3. I saw an opportunist in banana-cake clothing. Let the record show, I did not roll my eyes. Schooling

Penny Reid

#4. Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

Walt Kelly

#5. The kiss had definitely been a mistake.
Unless it wasn't.

Michael Grant

#6. You work side is for everybody. When you're at home, you're not wearing heels and your work attire.

Carrie Underwood

#7. Biggest question: Isn't it really 'customer helping' rather than customer service? And wouldn't you deliver better service if you thought of it that way?

Jeffrey Gitomer

#8. I do not come bearing a party label on my sleeve - or a quick fix in my back pocket. I do not come with a rigid ideology in my heart - or a soul that tells me to go it alone. I do not come to uproot tradition - or to be imprisoned by it.

Ted Kulongoski

#9. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright

#10. I'm not in love with him. I'm in love with the way he erases things.

Sarah Ockler

#11. So who's on drugs here? ... HE looks as if he's on drugs.

Prince Philip

#12. Some things in life were truly difficult. Finding the source of the Nile, for example. Or exploring the South Pole. But falling out of love with a man who never looked at her twice, why should that prove an insurmountable challenge?

Sherry Thomas

#13. Give a glass of water, you give it to me. Receive a little child, you receive me.

Mother Teresa

#14. Are you referring to the day you instructed me to 'follow the white rabbit,' plied me with absinthe and brownies, and tried to have your way with me? Didn't take long for you to lose your romantic streak, did it?

Elle Lothlorien

#15. I began to realize that life, despite moments of happiness and joy, is really about discovering priorities and dealing with unforeseen vagaries, differences, obstacles, inconveniences, and imperfections.

Maureen McCormick