Malfunctions Quotes

#1. I felt like a collection of complaints and malfunctions.

Jim Butcher

#2. And what am I? (Adron)
You're kind and decent. You have a good heart. (Livia)
I have no heart at all. What I have is a mechanical substitute that pumps blood through a broken body, and half the time it malfunctions. (Adron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. Malfunctions are inevitable. It's important to push through them during practice - versus stopping to fix and restart - so that you're prepared for one mid-competition.

Amanda Beard

#4. We trained for a lot more malfunctions than any ever happen.

Laurel Clark

#5. If we can map the retina, that will help us understand how it functions in vision, as well as devise new ways of repairing its malfunctions. And if we can really figure out the retina, perhaps we will have a shot at figuring out the vastly more complicated brain.

Sebastian Seung

#6. She lived just three blocks away, in a faded brick building whose limitations and malfunctions she'd come to understand as the texture of her life, to be distinguished from a normal day's complaints.

Don DeLillo

#7. By the time the last of these relationships ended I was such a quaking mass of colliding, exploding neurotransmitter malfunctions that the only coherent sentence I could form in my native tongue went: Never again.

Merrill Markoe

#8. It is not surprising that prayer malfunctions when we try to make it a domestic intercom to call upstairs for more comforts in the den.

John Piper

#9. I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.

Billy Connolly

#10. As organs go, the brain is quite an important one, and its malfunctions should be addressed accordingly. Chemistry

Andrew Solomon

#11. Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.

Guy Berryman

#12. All human beings are, in fact, born with dozens of mutations their parents lacked, and a few of those mutations could well be lethal if we didn't have two copies of every gene, so one can pick up the slack if the other malfunctions.

Sam Kean

#13. I love a loose-fitting skirt with a cinched waist. A feminine silhouette is a no-stress zone - it's comfortable and I don't have to worry about wardrobe malfunctions!

Eva Mendes

#14. Central banks need to be able to buy bonds if there are short-term malfunctions of the markets. But buying bonds without differentiation and without limits would be very problematic.

Lars Feld

#15. There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.

LeVar Burton

#16. There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that ... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.

Paul McCartney

#17. I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it. I just want to finish what I'm doing and go home. I want to have a weekend. I want to have breakfast, a stack of pancakes.

Sandra Bullock

#18. If you see something that moves you, and then snap it, you keep a moment.

Linda McCartney

#19. Just an empty thing without a soul.

Preston Norton

#20. He'd been told that women were sensitive about such things, as if a scar could somehow ruin their beauty, but scars were just stories told in flesh ...

Larry Correia

#21. We shall not achieve socialism without a struggle.

Vladimir Lenin

#22. Don't ever feel that you have to hide who you are. Nothing good ever comes from keeping secrets like that.

Lisa See

#23. Class starts in five. You
riding in the Charger?"
"Nah. I'm going to see if I can get Abby on the back of my bike again. It's the closest I can get to
the inside of her thighs.

Jamie McGuire

#24. Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

Sam Levenson