Top 18 Make Me Laugh Out Loud Quotes

#1. Any nonsense come out they mouth. Some got the gift to make you laugh out loud, and others preach strong and spread the word of God.

Lalita Tademy

#2. I'm apologizing. For whatever I did. For whatever the guy who hurt you did. For the JFK assassination or the botched moon landing. Take your pick." ~Cain, Ghost of You

Kelly Moran

#3. Choose to win
Get mad, then get over it.

Norman Schwarzkopf

#4. We have to laugh. Life is hard and the news is often grim - you should be able to turn on NPR's Weekend Edition every week and know that we are going to make you think, make you question - and make you laugh, preferably out loud.

Rachel Martin

#5. Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

Chris Hardwick

#6. Promotions can be seen in two ways - either you hate them, and they're a burden, and you are getting through with it, or you can enjoy them. I decided early on that I was going to enjoy them. I did 43 interviews in a day for 'Kahaani.'

Vidya Balan

#7. No matter how bad was yesterday, what happens today, or which way tomorrow will take, life goes on as usual because tomorrow will never be the same as yesterday or today!

Rajuda

#8. He will live ill who does not know how to die well

Seneca.

#9. There was silence. It was a slick sort of silence, the sort that would make bystanders turn their head to note it, same as a loud laugh.

Maggie Stiefvater

#10. Nick and I, we sometimes laugh, laugh out loud, at the horrible things women make their husbands do to prove their love. The pointless tasks, the myriad sacrifices, the endless small surrenders. We call these men the dancing monkeys.

Gillian Flynn

#11. Every now and then, someone will tell me that one of my books has made them laugh out loud. I never believe them because: a.) my books don't make me laugh out loud; and b.) sometimes I have said this to a writer, when really what I meant was, 'Your book made me smile appreciatively.'

Mary Roach

#12. If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff.

Theresa Paolo

#13. I heard David Sedaris read live recently which was a complete delight. Few writers make me laugh out loud on the bus. He does.

Hattie Morahan

#14. Rich People are students throughout their life. Poor People's learning stops after formal education.

Abhishek Kumar

#15. People's responses made me laugh out loud and they made me tear up. They consoled me during my toughest times. I understood my neighbors in new and enlightening ways, and the wall reminded me that I'm not alone as I try to make sense of my life.

Candy Chang

#16. Do not allow fear to bind you up, dear one. You will only lose what you already have.

Ted Dekker

#17. Mr. Frazier makes me laugh out loud.

Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

#18. Manners are nothing more than thinking about somebody else.

Letitia Baldrige

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