Mad About The Boy Quotes

#1. You see, things being good has nothing to do with how you feel outside, it is all to do with how you are inside.

Helen Fielding

#2. Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.

Edward Abbey

#3. I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and the next thing I know he's got his twenty-eight-year-old tongue in my thirteen-year-old mouth and all I can think is that I don't think the hero is supposed to be doing this.

Andrea Portes

#4. Ideas rose in clouds; I felt them collide until pairs interlocked, so to speak, making a stable combination.

Henri Poincare

#5. I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.

Debbie Reynolds

#6. If you wanted to rip my clothes off, you should have asked. (Jace Wayland)

Cassandra Clare

#7. I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

Selena

#8. I get even more nervous singing when everyone's fallen silent, but I really try to communicate the meaning of the lyrics, and there's people there listening to that, and if they're moved by it, then I'm moved as well.

Namie Amuro

#9. The mob that hails the man on horseback, the Caesars and conquering heroes, does not retain its freedoms for long.

Sidney Hook

#10. I'm not trying to capture one face. I'm trying to capture all the faces.

Katja Millay

#11. The only figure in history who endures is Jesus.

Norman Vincent Peale

#12. It would be awesome to stay popular, but if I was only an underground artist, I would be okay with that.

Cassie Ventura

#13. All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.

Jerry Seinfeld

#14. Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when an insect plague is involved.

Helen Fielding

#15. Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought

Albert Einstein

#16. Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha)

Helen Fielding

#17. When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator.

Mahatma Gandhi

#18. No! You have hope! You have motive! Labour must be the cure, not sympathy! Labour is the only radical cure for rooted sorrow!

Syrie James

#19. HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!

Helen Fielding