Mac Macguff Quotes

#1. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody

#2. If sports are the toy department of life, then the NFL is the FAO Schwartz of sports.

Margaret Mead

#3. The man who runs from his office to the golf club, gulps a sandwich, belches and races to the first tee has no business howling in anguish when he puts his first two shots in the woods, then tops a 3-iron shot into the pond.

Tony Lema

#4. Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

Deyth Banger

#5. You know, sometimes guys work with other guys because they're buddies off the track, not necessarily because they're buddies on the track. Sometimes you've got that going against you or for you.

Jeff Gordon

#6. If you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration.

Judd Apatow

#7. [Commuting by bicycle is] an absolutely essential part of my day. It's mind-clearing, invigorating. I get to go out and pedal through the countryside in the early morning hours, and see life come back and rejuvenate every day as the sun is coming out.

James L. Jones

#8. Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.

Ann Landers

#9. When someone recommends a book to you, you know two things; that it is a good book and you have a good friend.

Min Kim

#10. So love is possible at the Loony Bin. Or, at least, lust.

Julie Halpern

#11. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

Gautama Buddha

#12. Be honest! You are not going to want to admit energy loss. Someone is making it hard for you to look.

Frederick Lenz