Low Bar Quotes

#1. Hey, nice landing!" Addie called, and I turned to see her standing next to her shuttle, grinning.
I laughed and shrugged my shoulders. "They're all still alive!"
"Sort of a low bar you set for yourself, huh?" Beth asked, playfully punching my shoulder as I helped her out of the shuttle.

Amy Tintera

#2. Sadly, because President Obama has done such a poor job as President, you won't see another black president for generations! I think he has set a very low bar and I think it's a shame for the African-American people.

Pope Francis

#3. That Castrima has lasted this far, a comm of stills who have repeatedly failed to lynch the roggas openly living among them, is miraculous. Even if "hasn't yet committed genocidal slaughter" is a low bar to hop, other communities haven't even managed that much. You'll give credit where it's due. It

N.K. Jemisin

#4. Sure, Malcolm Turnbull is less anti-science and anti-culture than [Tony] Abbott, but low bar, and there's not a lot to show for it beyond rhetoric.

Justine Larbalestier

#5. I really kind of set the bar really low, so I don't get disappointed.

Natalie Maines

#6. The bar on business communication is set so low that there are almost no entry-level requirements other than being a living human being

Mark Bowden

#7. I've got 's much feelin' as the next one, but when folks drives in their spiggits and wants to draw a bucketful o' compassion every day right straight along, there does come times when it seems as if the bar'l was getting low.

Sarah Orne Jewett

#8. People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.

Kevin Smith

#9. The good thing about people underestimating models is that the bar is set so low, you tend to impress people more easily.

Cindy Crawford

#10. It's always better if you can keep the bar low, and then exceed the expectation. When it's high, that makes the job even tougher. But, I think we're up for the challenge. We're ready.

Will Packer

#11. If you set the attractiveness bar really low, people have to compliment you on your looks when they meet you in person. I'm pretty much a genius. I'm actually applying to work at the Genius Bar based on this trick.

Megan Amram

#12. Why don't I have a cool name like that. Instead of Lucifer and Beelzebub. I mean, seriously, Beelzebub? It sounds like the name of a brothel or a low life bar. Why can't I be Lu Von Cipher? Sounds good, right?

Cameron Jace

#13. The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

Michael Scott

#14. The bar is set pretty low if you want to be a hip, accessible conservative.

P. J. O'Rourke

#15. They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam.
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian ...
Lamar, oh, sorry. Yo, we done both set the bar low.

Eminem

#16. Some people set the bar so low you can trip over it.

Frank Sonnenberg

#17. I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can't knock you off.

Megan Fox

#18. The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king!

Jay Electronica

#19. Just do not pull that fucking trigger. Do you understand what I'm saying? Don't. You will be personally responsible for the deadliest screwup in the history of humankind, and I'm on a ship with Jim fucking Holden, so the bar's not low.

James S.A. Corey

#20. My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit.

Natasha Leggero

#21. Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for cubicle dwellers.

Charles Duhigg

#22. I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Bob Hope

#23. Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Jimmy Demaret

#24. Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we're one bar closer to humanity.

Prince Ea

#25. Gamache wondered how low the bar was set when all a man had to do to attract a woman was not smell like decomposing bears.

Louise Penny

#26. A sad fact of life lately at the Museum of Modern Art is that when it comes to group shows of contemporary painting from the collection, the bar has been set pretty low.

Jerry Saltz

#27. Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b
witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a stressful moment.

Abbi Glines

#28. Consent is really too low a bar. Hold out for enthusiasm.

Rachel Vail

#29. You will be personally responsible for the single deadliest screwup in the history of humankind, and I'm on a ship with Jim fucking Holden, so the bar's not low." The

James S.A. Corey