Top 37 Love Slap Quotes

#1. In New York we have zillions of different kinds of people, many of them hate each other, but violence based on that hatred is really uncommon here.

Fran Lebowitz

Love Slap Quotes #1468433
#2. Miss Carson, you need to step outside and slap me again. The side you hit is mostly dead. You need to hit the other side of my face so I can feel it like I should.

Lorraine Heath

Love Slap Quotes #873139
#3. Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy?

Roni Loren

Love Slap Quotes #950663
#4. Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.

H.M. Ward

Love Slap Quotes #951157
#5. Nat didn't know what to make of Ryan Wesson-whether she wanted to slap him or kiss him. Slap him, definitely

Melissa De La Cruz

Love Slap Quotes #1041159
#6. A bruising love where every pat was just this side of a slap. The love one has for something always beneath you.

Joe Abercrombie

Love Slap Quotes #1056612
#7. Evolutionarily speaking, there is seldom any mystery in why we seek the goals we seek - why, for example, people would rather make love with an attractive partner than get a slap on the belly with a wet fish.

Steven Pinker

Love Slap Quotes #1304301
#8. State are not made, nor patched; they grow;
Grow slow through centuries of pain,
And grow correctly in the main;
But only grow by certain laws,
Of certain bits in certain jaws.

John Masefield

Love Slap Quotes #1305995
#9. I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face with my glove, and challenge him to pistols at dawn?

Molly Ringle

Love Slap Quotes #1326464
#10. My life was dark, torture and empty before you found me. You brought the light, Red. I love you.

M.A. Stacie

Love Slap Quotes #1349504
#11. Those who jump out of airplanes do not love life - they deny it, which, of course, is not done without a certain naughty exhilaration. Like children they relish tugging on the apron of Mother Nature, as long as she doesn't turn and slap them.

Anthony Marais

Love Slap Quotes #840339
#12. Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

Nancy Werlin

Love Slap Quotes #1531451
#13. Maybe love was different for everyone, sometimes soft and gentle, other times a slap in the face - a doe-eyed vixen that called you out on your shit and set every inch of you on fire.

Keira Blackwood

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#14. I tell you to slow down and you don't listen and I almost love what a cunt you can be because one of these days you're gonna tie me to a bed and slap me and lord over me the way you lord over all people who get in your way. You're so revved up and I want to play with you and I do.

Caroline Kepnes

Love Slap Quotes #1557255
#15. You remember Ernest Angley? TV healer. He'd slap people's foreheads - whap! - and they'd flop over, quivering like fish." She hooted in laughter. "I used to love watching him. It was like professional wrestling for Baptists.

Daryl Gregory

Love Slap Quotes #1573382
#16. I would love to slap you right now, but I'm currently wielding a nine pound ball and I'm afraid that would be called murder.

Sara Wolf

Love Slap Quotes #1601097
#17. Sometimes no matter how many eyelashes or dandelion seeds you blow, no matter how much of your heart you tear out and slap on your sleeve, it just ain't gonna happen.

Melissa Jensen

Love Slap Quotes #1628689
#18. Miraculously, I keep it together, although I would love to just slap the stupid out of them.

Brandy Nacole

Love Slap Quotes #1796562
#19. Henceforth, whenever we are threatened with being cast adrift upon love's transcendent, golden shore, I want you to slap my face.

Amanda Quick

Love Slap Quotes #1834331
#20. It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year.

Richard E. Grant

Love Slap Quotes #352487
#21. I find myself wishing that I could work that magic for her. That I could bring the smile back to her face. But I slap at those thoughts as if they were mosquitoes. What am I doing, caring so much about my best friend's love? I deny my feelings for her because they shouldn't exist.

Amy Plum

Love Slap Quotes #62374
#22. Violet remembered that slap; later her mother had called it a "love tap," as if to further confuse love with pain.

Koren Zailckas

Love Slap Quotes #163375
#23. Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.

Germaine Greer

Love Slap Quotes #223995
#24. Modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

Fran Lebowitz

Love Slap Quotes #264368
#25. Though I loved books as a young boy, I loved sports even more. I wanted to be a quarterback in the CFL.

David Bergen

Love Slap Quotes #282816
#26. She could not bear to look at him just now. If she did, she might well slap him again. Or cry. Or kiss him. And never know which was right and which was wrong and which was madness.

George R R Martin

Love Slap Quotes #288145
#27. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND FOR THAT PERSON TO SLAP YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

Richelle Mead

Love Slap Quotes #290978
#28. She was losing it. Needing to harden, hating that she was out of control and sloppy, she punched the leather. He needed to apologize. He needed to stop the fucking car and kiss her. She had to slap him. Eve didn't realize how badly she'd been craving this man.

Debra Anastasia

Love Slap Quotes #320911
#29. It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a ... from sort of a public relations standpoint.

Will Arnett

Love Slap Quotes #15560
#30. We always question the bonafides of the man who tells us unpleasant facts.

R.K. Narayan

Love Slap Quotes #446253
#31. I do keep him at the back of my mind for those times I get me hopes raised about something. So then I can slap myself into reality and remind myself of what happens when you let someone into your sacred space.

Melina Marchetta

Love Slap Quotes #492424
#32. The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it.

Stacey Jay

Love Slap Quotes #651983
#33. Your Kindle Voyage has an onscreen keyboard. When you tap within the Search field or begin other

Amazon

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#34. But how can I let him just walk away with a smile on my face and a slap on his back when every cell in my body is tied painfully to him, and I can't breathe when I think of him being away from me?!

Llarjme

Love Slap Quotes #654173
#35. I didn't know you were such a light-weight. I would have cut you off, Love Lump."
I make a face, digging the bottle from the couch cushions. "Light-weight? This motherfucker is gone. Light-weight. Come lay on me. I'll slap your sweet pussy swollen.

Pella Grace

Love Slap Quotes #778251
#36. She wanted to hug him and at the same time she kind of wanted to slap him.

Liane Moriarty

Love Slap Quotes #780441
#37. I think about how the world feels soft and steely at the same time and then not at all.

Tessie Regan

Love Slap Quotes #839858

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