Love Mustache Quotes

#1. Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

Albert Einstein

#2. Like a milk mustache, faint traces of you persist; love leaves evidence.

Maryrose Wood

#3. True love? This guy has a job and a decent mustache. Lock it down, girl.

Aziz Ansari

#4. If I told you I love you now
How many seconds would it take
How long would you allow
All that I am to break
I turn away
Before you can see
How badly I need you to stay
With me

Penny Reid

#5. If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwood floor, and I had a machine gun and a pointy mustache, I still couldn't hit you with a bowling ball. But what are you doing? You should be running toward love, not away from it.

Jarod Kintz

#6. I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Tom Lenk

#7. I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.'

Jack Huston