Lotka Taxi Quotes

#1. President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration.

David Letterman

#2. Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources, taking the best from every study, Science of Mind brings together the highest enlightenment of the ages.

Ernest Holmes

#3. Horror movies often work better when we have a stake in the game. The more we care about the characters, the more human they are to us, the more appealing they are to us and the more effective the horror tends to be.

Stephen King

#4. I caused more trouble than gonorrhea.

Darynda Jones

#5. I need to keep pressing on until I am thoroughly thankful.

Joyce Meyer

#6. As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter ... With my friends, I was still an extrovert.

John Mulaney

#7. The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

Tim Vine

#8. People never change because they are under threat or under duress. Never. They change because they see something that makes their life seem valuable enough to start moving toward a life worth living.

Robert Downey Jr.

#9. I'd love to give Jesus a Dictaphone or something, so we could play back what he actually said to some idiots speaking on his behalf today

Alex Scarrow

#10. Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

Jeff Dunham

#11. I love that you can have the language between the two worlds of technology and fashion, because I don't think that many designers get to do that.

Stella McCartney

#12. What I said about John was that he liberated me from my anxieties about writing in a correct, acceptable way.

Harry Mathews

#13. When it is impossible for anger to arise within you, you find no outside enemies anywhere. An outside enemy exists only if there is anger inside.

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