Llama Quotes

#1. I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now."
"You should feel bad," I yelled. "For all we know, Twatwaffle saved our lives and maybe Mitch did too. There's obviously something out here. Who the fuck decapitates a llama?"
"I'm sure this particular llama was on many a hit list.

Karina Halle

#2. Men. You can't live with them ... and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

Jodi Picoult

#3. I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters

James Dashner

#4. I will find you," Ragnor told him. "I will find whatever chest of absurd clothes you have. And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.

Cassandra Clare

#5. If we all end up as llamas, I'm going to spend the rest of my life following you around saying 'I told you so' in llama-ese.

Julie Kagawa

#6. Then she rooted around until she found the bathroom medicine cabinet. It used to contain a bottle of aspirin. Now it contained her scream from the time she was bitten by a llama at a roadside petting zoo in Manitoba.

Ian Tregillis

#7. Have you ever seen an alpaca, Cather? They're like the world's most adorable llamas. Like, imagine the cutest llama that you can, and then just keep going.

Rainbow Rowell

#8. He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

Winston Churchill

#9. Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so cute and fluffy to be so nasty.
I look at Nick in distress. "Why is he spitting at me?"
"Maybe he thinks he's a llama.

Holly Smale

#10. The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.

Hilaire Belloc

#11. As scientific research demonstrates, llama wool's very coarseness and its range of fibers from fine to thick mean that it can be woven into clothing that's superior to down, fleece, sheep wool, and alpaca wool in criteria ranging from warmth to water resistance to usable life.

David Roberts

#12. I'm tempted to do something back, but using magic against fairies is a tricky thing. It tends to be either Oh yay, it worked or Oh shit, I'm a llama. Their own magic throws everything off kilter, like a capricious breeze.

Heather R. Blair

#13. Don't use 'tea' and 'manure' in the same sentence or I'll have to pound you into the ground." "You're such a baby," Lexi said. "It's science. You're supposed to love science." "I draw the line at foul-smelling llama-manure tea.

Christine Feehan

#14. I knew that alpaca wool, with its cashmere-soft weave, had been transformed into cuddly knick-knacks ranging from pillows to teddy bears. But through selective breeding over the past 6,000 years, alpacas have so diverged from their llama cousins as to become quite different animals.

David Roberts

#15. It is not a good fancy,' said the llama. 'What profit to kill men?'
Very little - as I know; but if evil men were not now and then slain it would not be a good world for weaponless dreamers.

Rudyard Kipling

#16. Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.

Cassandra Clare

#17. No more of this llama drama!

Anna Dewdney

#18. Bad time to be a llama."
"Is it ever a good time, really?

Cassandra Clare

#19. A tiger would birth a baby llama sooner than Rose would be barefoot in a dirty club.

Krista Ritchie

#20. I tell my students, if you're interested in marine biology or llama farming, follow that string. Yes, it will probably take you a longer time to write that book, but it's not a race. That's another great thing about being a writer: you don't age out.

Debra Dean

#21. He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath.

Winston S. Churchill

#22. Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.

Karina Halle

#23. You are such a drama llama!" she shouted at her mother.
The redhead blinked. "It's drama queen, dear."
"No, it's llama...

Katie Reus

#24. I feel like you're always trying to sneak into my mind. You're like Peter Pan - always climbing in windows and causing trouble."
She scrunched up her nose. "Did you really just call med Peter Pan?"
"I've called you worse." I eased the car into traffic.
"A llama," she said. "I loved that.

Tarryn Fisher

#25. He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

Winston Churchill

#26. Dad would be home soon. This might work to my advantage. I knew bringing the guy home would royally piss him off. He'd have puppies if he found a stranger in the house. Hell, he might even have a llama.

Jus Accardo

#27. My mother was a Bohemian - in the good sense of the word. A searcher. And she investigated various religions.

Madeline Kahn

#28. I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

Sandra Bernhard

#29. Sometimes careful just isn't good enough.

A.B. Shepherd

#30. Subjecting yourself to vigourous training is more for the sake of forging a resolute spirit that can vanquish the self than it is for developing a strong body.

Mas Oyama

#31. I don't owe my success to state subsidies but to a faithful public which has sustained me.

Eric Rohmer

#32. In dedicating his estate to the honoring of endeavors that benefit mankind, Alfred Nobel expressed a lifelong concern that is even more timely in 1972 than it was in his lifetime.

Stanford Moore

#33. He stopped what he was doing and pulled out his magic phone.
Okay, the phone wasn't magic, but it does things my computer struggles with.

Patricia Briggs

#34. My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

#35. If you can measure success in this business based on happiness alone I feel like I've hit the lottery.

Justin Long

#36. When I was 20, Shostakovich was my favorite composer. I still find his Fifth Symphony wonderful, with its outstanding themes and rhythms. That's the piece that made me want to be a classical composer.

Dave Brubeck

#37. Buy a house in a foreign country and, it seems, that anything which can go wrong usually does.

Tahir Shah

#38. I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants.

Paul Rudnick

#39. The essence of higher instrumental music lays herein that one is able to express in tones that what one is unable to say in words.

Richard Wagner

#40. When you love, whatever you do is because you want to do it. It becomes a pleasure, it's like a game, and you have fun with it. When you love, you don't expect something to happen; whatever happens is okay, and hardly anything disappoints you.

Miguel Angel Ruiz