Little Helper Quotes

#1. Botox is as common as seagulls in Sarasota, but most of the women I know who use the dermatologist's little helper still have full range of expression. Except squinting, of course.

Lisa Daily

#2. Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?

Beryl Dov

#3. When he was 19, Mick Jagger said, "what a drag it is getting old... (Mother's little Helper)

The Stones

#4. I'll cook the water...

Maggie Stiefvater

#5. Who was she, what was she that she should hold herself superior? What view of life, what design upon fate, what conception of happiness, had she that she pretended to be larger than this large occasion? If she would not do this, then she must do great things, she must do something greater.

Henry James

#6. He isn't going to be happy with me. I don't want his anger directed my way when I snuff out his precious one. After all, who wants to fuck with Death.

Abbi Glines

#7. The real question is not whether life exists after death. The real question is whether you are alive before death.

Rajneesh

#8. The more have been your trials, look for a more perfect reward from your just Judge. Do not take your present troubles ill. Do not lose hope. Yet a little while and your Helper will come to you and will not tarry (cf. Hab. 2:3).

Saint Basil

#9. That the chance of gain is naturally over-valued, we may learn from the universal success of lotteries.

Adam Smith

#10. Mum was always hard-working. She came over from Spain and bought her own council house.

Anton Du Beke

#11. I've been my mom's kitchen helper since I was a little kid.

Taylor Swift