Like Fifty Shades Quotes

#1. Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey

LIZ

#2. I turn my girl on like fifty shades of grey.

Drew Chadwick

#3. What's happening, Dad?" "Shut up and row! Get us away from it!" "Is it a monster, Dad?" "It's worse than a monster, son!" shouted Solid, as the oars bit into the water. The thing was quite high now, standing on some kind of tower ... "What is it, Dad! What is it?" "It's a damned weathercock!

Terry Pratchett

#4. From: Christian Grey
Subject: &*%$&*&*
Date: August 23 2011 11:23
To: Anastasia Grey
Believe me when I say there are a great many things he'd like to do to your ass right now. Firing you is not one of them.
Christian Grey
CEO & Ass man, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

E.L. James

#5. A Dom never takes away. He only builds.

Delaine Moore

#6. - "Why don't you like to be touched?"
- "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia

E.L. James

#7. My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.

E.L. James

#8. I believe that people, regardless of their station in life, should be able to sit down at a table to a meal - inside away from the heat and cold, the rain and the snow.

Michael Nutter

#9. We didn't-?" I whisper, my mouth drying in mortified horror as I can't complete the question. I stare at my hands.
"Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive," he says dryly.

E.L. James

#10. Love is always being given where it is not required.

E. M. Forster

#11. You're like a freight train, and I don't want to get railroaded because the girl you fell in love with will be crushed.

E.L. James

#12. Now please don't refer to yourself ass some woman I fuck occasionally because, quite frankly, it makes me mad, and you really wouldn't like me when Im angry.

E.L. James

#13. There, there," she said. "Don't take it so hard, Dee. Wars don't last forever. I know. I can remember...

Elswyth Thane

#14. Who here actually thinks I would do Fifty Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life ... ? ... Good. Well that's that sorted then.

Emma Watson

#15. what the hell is 'emotional bonding,' anyway? It sounds like something out of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Connie Willis

#16. A few years ago when she'd read Paul several passages from Fifty Shades of Grey, they'd both giggled like teenagers.
"The biggest fantasy in that book," Paul had said, "is that he changes in the end.

Karin Slaughter

#17. But I'm a selfish man. I've wanted you since you fell into my office. You are exquisite, honest, warm, strong, witty, beguilingly innocent; the list is endless. I'm in awe of you. I want you, and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twisting in my dark soul.

E.L. James

#18. Some people will like it [Fifty Shades of Grey] and some won't. I have other movies coming up, this is not what my whole life turns around.

Dakota Johnson

#19. You see, Ana men think that anything that comes out of a woman's mouth is a problem to be solved. Not some vague idea that we'd like to kick around and talk about for a while and then forget. Men prefer action.

E.L. James

#20. To whoever wrote Fifty Shades of Grey, Cam eyes the sky like he's thanking the Lord. We all laugh and drink.

Jay McLean

#21. People will say, 'I really don't like romance,' or, 'I don't read it - at all!' So how do they know? Weirdly, I think that the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' phenomenon introduced women to romance who would never have read it. And that means that they then go on to read my books, and that would be great.

Ruth Glick

#22. I never came across anyone in whom the moral sense was dominant who was not heartless, cruel, vindictive, log-stupid, and entirely lacking in the smallest sense of humanity. Moral people, as they are termed, are simple beasts.

Oscar Wilde

#23. He's Excited. Like a small boy, he's iridescent with anticipation and excitement. It makes me smile.

E.L. James

#24. I watch him, enthralled as slowly, like the predator he is, he stalks me in time to the slow sultry beat of the music. He's barefoot, wearing just an untucked white shirt, jeans, and a smoldering look.
Nina sings "You're mine" as Christian reaches me, his intention clear.

E.L. James

#25. Love cannot be quieted when it has a message to share. Love is not prejudiced and it is not blind; love sees through eyes that are as clear as the sky is blue.

Camille Lucy

#26. We knew, and to see her there like that with you-and armed. I think I died a thousand deaths, Ana.

E.L. James

#27. I'm anything but fine. I feel like the sun has set and not risen for five days, Ana. I'm in perpetual night here.

E.L. James

#28. I feel like I'm the only person - or woman, at least - who hasn't read 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'

Carla Gugino

#29. I'd like to bite that lip.

E.L. James