Top 100 Life Hands You Quotes
#1. When life hands you an ostrich...make a boa! ~Bertha
Jane Carroll
#2. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.
Brandi Glanville
#3. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!
Suzanne Sweeney
#4. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
Anthony Paull
#5. When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.
B. Fox
#6. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.
Gina Greenlee
#7. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.
Jon Foreman
#8. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!
Priscilla Glenn
#9. Even though life hands you a big pile of shit, you don't have to roll around in it and make shit angels.
T.M. Frazier
#10. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...
Les Edgerton
#11. Learn to dance in the storm so when life hands you a stormy weather, you just glide through it
Ikechukwu Izuakor
#12. Breathe in, take what life hands you; hold it, accept it; breathe out, let it go.
Susan Gable
#13. If life hands you some crappy chapters. . . then rewrite your story.
Ireland Gill
#14. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
Henry Rollins
#15. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!
Sharon Geltner
#16. whatever life hands you, deal with it. You can't hide. Whoever you are, whatever you've done, whatever the circumstances, own it. Be yourself, don't try to hide, don't try to be someone or something you're not.
Tracy Brogan
#17. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
Ron White
#18. If life hands you a lemon, don't complain, but instead make lemonade to sell those who are thirsty from complaining.
Napoleon Hill
#19. As we know all too painfully, life hands you surprises. But you know what I've found out? Not all the surprises life has in store are bad ones. Sometimes you think you have things figured out, and then, zap! Things change.
Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin
#20. If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
#21. There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.
Gena Showalter
#22. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.
Emma O'Connor
#23. Saying yes means getting up and acting on your belief that you can create meaning and purpose in whatever life hands you.
Susan Jeffers
#24. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
Magan Vernon
#25. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.
John Barnes
#26. When life hands you the unthinkable you must find new ways to see.
Nancy Sharp
#27. When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Anna Lee
#28. You are going to experience hurt, fear, pain, and possibly even heartache, but that's life. You stand back up, and you begin again. It's not easy. It sucks. And it might damage you, but that's how you build a thick skin. You take what life hands you , and you do your damn best to survive.
Brooke Cumberland
#29. When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.
W. Clement Stone
#30. That's part of being gay, you know. It's not just who you want in bed. It's who your emotional relationships are with the other twenty-three hours of the day, whose arms you want around you when life hands you shit.
Kaje Harper
#31. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone
John Rzeznik
#32. remember, there's no such thing as perfect anything. You make your own future out of the chaos life hands you. Life is a giant slot machine, and honey, God only gives you so many pulls.
Miranda Liasson
#33. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W.C. Fields
#34. When Life Hands You Lemonds Make Lemonade
Na
#35. Take what life hands you and get on with it,
Irene Hannon
#36. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate
Mei
#37. When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.
Paul Rudd
#38. When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker
Darynda Jones
#39. Unless life hands you sugar and water... Your lemonade is going to suck.
Anonymous
#40. When you wonder what is coming, tell yourself the best is coming, the very best life and love have to offer, the best God and His universe have to send. Then open your hands to receive it. It's yours.
Melody Beattie
#41. Read, read . . . and then read some more. Read everything you can get your hands on! Reading to a writer is as medical school is to a doctor, as physical training is to an athlete, as breathing is to life.
Andrew Joyce
#42. You're bigger than the toys. We are always bigger than the things we make. Put them away. Make something new with your life, with your own mind and hands.
Hannu Rajaniemi
#43. Empty hands held high
such a small sacrifice
if not joined with my life, i sing in vain tonight
may the words i say, and the things i do
make my lifesong sing to you
Let my lifesong sing to you ...
Casting Crowns
#44. life slips out of hands, just like handful sand;does not matter how hard you press to protect it will anyhow flow out the hands.
Deepika Chamoli
#45. I talk to God every single day. And I say, 'God, my life is in your hands, and I trust you with me.'
Tammy Faye Bakker
#46. Marriage becomes hard work once you have poured the entirety of your life's expectations for happiness into the hands of one mere person. Keeping that going is hard work.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#47. Every problem has a gift for you in its hands as my man Richard Bach says. You can choose to see the curse or the gift. And this one choice will determine if your life is a success story or one big soap opera.
Jon Gordon
#48. Life like two broken hands trying to pick flowers for someone you really like.
Sam Pink
#49. You grab at any sign of hope. You grab it with both hands and breathe life into it, day after day. You do anything to keep it alive.
Melina Marchetta
#50. You can go the route of not living your life at all - and a lot of actors do that, where they just won't even go out of the house at all - but it makes life so unenjoyable. You can't go out, you can't hold hands with your girlfriend, you can't do any of these things.
Austin Butler
#51. Talking to the animals? Is that really how you want to start your day?"
"Manny was helping me get my life back on track. We're discussing life goals and career choices."
Maya held up her hands. "Not before coffee, I beg you.
Susan Mallery
#52. To break one's mask in the presence of someone you reject is an act of permanent separation. To say that you are finished with them in your life, so much so that you do not worry about them seeing your true face. You'll never see them again, so your secrets are nothing in their hands.
Sara Raasch
#53. It's normal to feel pain in your hands and feet, if you're using your feet as feet and your hands as hands. And for a human being to feel stress is normal - if he's living a normal life. And if it's normal, how can it be bad?
Marcus Aurelius
#54. The future of our fragile, beautiful planet home is in our hands. As God's family, we are stewards of God's creation. We can be wantonly irresponsible, or we can be caring and compassionate. God says, "I have set before you life and death ... Choose life."
Desmond Tutu
#55. I don't regret anything I was before because I still am.
I only regret not having loved you.
Put your hands in mine
And let's be quiet, surrounded by life.
Alberto Caeiro
#56. Life is like a game of cards. It deals you different hands at different times. You don't have that old hand anymore, ... Look at what you have now.
Barbara Delinsky
#57. In uniting yourself to God's will, you take on new life and gather great courage, willingly embracing the cross and kissing His hand even when it chastises you, a hand that reaches out to you in love and has no other intention but your greater spiritual well-being.
Paul Of The Cross
#58. When life feels like a yoyo, no matter the ups or the downs know that you'll always end up in the hands of Almighty God.
Victoria Osteen
#59. When you read to a child, when you put a book in a child's hands, you are bringing that child news of the infinitely varied nature of life. You are an awakener.
Paula Fox
#60. When people say money doesn't matter, it sure as hell does when you're able to show your mother a beach house and then hand her the keys to it. That was one of the happiest moments of my life.
Tony Robbins
#61. You never know when a helping hand will change another person's entire life.
Zig Ziglar
#62. Take your future into your own hands. Make it happen. Life is a coloring book, but you have the pens.
Sophie Kinsella
#63. Do not say before hand what you are going to do; for if you fail, you will be laughed at.
Pittacus Of Mytilene
#64. His plan in your life means his work in your hands, and you can be sure it is work he has chosen and gifted you to do.
Jill Briscoe
#65. As it's often been said, the rest of your life is the best of your life. I'm reaching for your hand now to help you reassess your attitude on living and jump into the happiest, healthiest, most productive years you will ever have.
Jack LaLanne
#66. Most travel, and certainly the rewarding kind, involves depending on the kindness of strangers, putting yourself into the hands of people you don't know and trusting them with your life.
Paul Theroux
#67. Shoot, every time you get on an animal, you take your life in your hands.
Chris LeDoux
#68. You are more ready and able to grasp at opportunity when your hands are empty.
Christy Hall
#69. You can't prepare for everything life's going to throw at you. And you can't avoid danger. It's there. The world is a dangerous place, and if you sit around wringing your hands about it, you'll out on all the adventure.
Jeannette Walls
#70. My heart is set, as firmly as ever heart of man was set on woman. I have no thought, no view, no hope, in life beyond her; and if you oppose me in this great stake, you take my peace and happiness in your hands, and cast them to the wind.
Charles Dickens
#71. Engineering stimulates the mind. Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, fix things. When the schools can offer that, you'll have an engineer for life.
Bruce Dickinson
#72. You grab onto happiness with two hands, darling. Life's all about the journey. You remember that.
Deborah Lytton
#73. Life's a roller coaster. Best damn ride in the park. You don't close your eyes, hold on and wait for it to be over, babe. You keep your eyes open, lift your hands straight up in the air and enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.
Kristen Ashley
#74. It's nice to always have a job and not be floating out in the ether waiting for whatever the next big thing is. So, in that way I hope there's no a shelf-life for great shows. On the other hand, you don't want to be working on something that's reached its peak and become irrelevant.
Mary Elizabeth Ellis
#75. Take a walk through the garden of forgiveness and pick a flower of forgiveness for everything you have ever done. When you get to that time that is now, make a full and total forgiveness of your entire life and smile at the bouquet in your hands because it truly is beautiful.
Stephen Richards
#76. I dread that awkward moment when a friend hands you the book that changed his or her life, and it is a book that you have despised since you were fourteen.
Joe Queenan
#77. Don't kill! ...
The fly is asking you
To save his life
By rubbing his hands together
Kobayashi Issa
#78. When you've reached a certain point in your life, there are people out there waiting to see you fall. but rather than let gravity take you down, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands and fly.
Justin Bieber
#79. Life cannot be possessed. You cannot have it in your fist. If you want to have it, you have to keep your hands open.
Rajneesh
#81. If you can't create physical life, you find a life force. If that's in music, that's in music. I started to find this deep, primitive rhythm, and I started to move to it. And I held hands with sorrow, and I danced with her, and we giggled a bit.
Tori Amos
#82. Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I put in the plant beds and transferred it! I hoed it! I've dug in it! I've sprayed it! I've chopped it! I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it!
Al Gore
#83. It is in your hands to make life miserable or happy. No religion, spiritual leaders or knowledge will ever make you fully satisfied.
Santosh Kalwar
#84. [A]s if life were a thunder-storm wherein you can see by a flash the horizon, and then cannot see your hand ...
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#85. If you had never known physical pain in your life, how could you appreciate the nail scarred hands with which Jesus Christ will meet you?
Joni Eareckson Tada
#86. Take your hands out of your pocket, because life may push you hardly at any time!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#87. Without words, protestations, or vows, I have laid my life in your hands. You fail me, and, I repeat once more, you are quite right in acting thus; nevertheless in losing you I lose part of my life.
Alexandre Dumas
#88. Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand.
Elton John
#89. If you truly care about animal rights and have a passion for it, take some action. Whether it's hands-on or political, just go for it. No matter what path you choose in life or what you decide to do, you can use your voice to educate other people and help the cause.
Mac Danzig
#90. It scares you to think of having someone else's heart in your hands when you can't even manage your own life. I know
Andrew Diamond
#91. You don't have to be kind. You have to be calm. Once you start showing that people can affect your emotions, then you obviously don't have that much power. If a stewardess can affect your emotional life, then you don't have any power in life and you just showed your whole hand.
Vincent Kartheiser
#92. Loving life is easy when you are abroad. Where no one knows you and you hold your life in your hands all alone, you are more master of yourself than at any other time
Hannah Arendt
#93. I was making guitars and I was a sheet metal worker and if you ever see sheet metal workers' hands, you've never seen so many cuts in your life.
Roger Daltrey
#94. Retirement in another country is your body is too racked with pain and your hands are too arthritic from the life in the rice patty fields, so you can't work anymore.
Henry Rollins
#95. Think new thoughts. Grab life with both hands, take opportunities you have, & create the ones you need.
Debby Ryan
#96. People call you extremist when you are spreading Islam but always remember that you are not..they are extremist because they are endangering there own life with there own hands.
Muhammad Mubbashir
#97. So many times you will see people wringing their hands and saying 'I want to know what my mission in life is,' all the while they are cutting people off on the highway, refusing to give time to people, punishing their mate for having hurt their feelings or lying about what they did.
Richard N. Bolles
#98. Take painsto write a neat round, plain hand, and you will find it a great convenience through life to write a small and compact hand as well as a fair and legible one.
Thomas Jefferson
#99. Life is much too short to waste time wallowing in the past especially when the future hands you a second chance.
Chakotay Talking to B'Ellana (When she asks him why he isn't mad her for lying about her and Miral being dead)
Book:Unworthy: pg. 121
Kirsten Beyer
#100. Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept.
Charlaine Harris
