Top 40 Lette Quotes
#1. Lette me stande to the maine chance.
John Lyly
#2. Chekyns upon soppes" (basically chicken on cinnamon toast) from the 1545 early Tudor cookbook A Propre Newe Booke of Cokerye: Chekyns upon soppes. Take sorel sauce a good quantitie and put in Sinamon and suger and lette it boyle and poure it upon the soppes then laie on the chekyns.
Dan Jurafsky
#3. If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Kathy Lette
#4. If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
Kathy Lette
#5. Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
Kathy Lette
#6. I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
Kathy Lette
#7. Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Kathy Lette
#8. The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
Kathy Lette
#9. Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
Kathy Lette
#10. I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
Kathy Lette
#11. My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
Kathy Lette
#12. Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
Kathy Lette
#13. Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Kathy Lette
#14. Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Kathy Lette
#15. Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
Kathy Lette
#16. Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Kathy Lette
#17. Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.
Kathy Lette
#18. Dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
Kathy Lette
#19. I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
Kathy Lette
#20. I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you
Kathy Lette
#21. If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Kathy Lette
#22. As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Kathy Lette
#23. All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
Kathy Lette
#24. Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
Kathy Lette
#25. It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria
Kathy Lette
#26. I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried
as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
Kathy Lette
#27. People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Kathy Lette
#28. Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Kathy Lette
#30. Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
Kathy Lette
#31. When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie
Kathy Lette
#32. Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
Kathy Lette
#33. Planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
Kathy Lette
#34. Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
Kathy Lette
#35. In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Kathy Lette
#36. Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.
Kathy Lette
#38. What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
Kathy Lette
#39. It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Kathy Lette
#40. The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Kathy Lette
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