Kathy Lette Quotes

#1. All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day. - Author: Kathy Lette

#2. Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. - Author: Kathy Lette

#3. It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria - Author: Kathy Lette

#4. I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried
as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed. - Author: Kathy Lette

#5. People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. - Author: Kathy Lette

#6. Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. - Author: Kathy Lette

#7. Home is where the heartache is. - Author: Kathy Lette

#8. Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. - Author: Kathy Lette

#9. When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie - Author: Kathy Lette

#10. As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels. - Author: Kathy Lette

#11. Planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. - Author: Kathy Lette

#12. Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves - Author: Kathy Lette

#13. In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. - Author: Kathy Lette

#14. Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off. - Author: Kathy Lette

#15. Tell me where it hurts - Author: Kathy Lette

#16. What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction. - Author: Kathy Lette

#17. It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'. - Author: Kathy Lette

#18. The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks. - Author: Kathy Lette

#19. Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts - Author: Kathy Lette

#20. If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. - Author: Kathy Lette

#21. Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. - Author: Kathy Lette

#22. I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. - Author: Kathy Lette

#23. Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! - Author: Kathy Lette

#24. The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited. - Author: Kathy Lette

#25. Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. - Author: Kathy Lette

#26. I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home. - Author: Kathy Lette

#27. My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love. - Author: Kathy Lette

#28. Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. - Author: Kathy Lette

#29. Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. - Author: Kathy Lette

#30. Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Author: Kathy Lette

#31. Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' - Author: Kathy Lette

#32. Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Author: Kathy Lette

#33. Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think. - Author: Kathy Lette

#34. Dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. - Author: Kathy Lette

#35. I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch. - Author: Kathy Lette

#36. I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you - Author: Kathy Lette

#37. If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. - Author: Kathy Lette

#38. If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. - Author: Kathy Lette