Lemming Quotes

#1. Failing conventionally is the route to go; as a group, lemmings may have a rotten image, but no individual lemming has ever received bad press

Warren Buffett

#2. * The vermine is a small black-and-white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

Terry Pratchett

#3. A friend of mine, Warren Lemming, has this theory: if you're famous, it's as if you've got a golden monkey on your shoulder. When people come up to talk to you, they just see the monkey.

Heathcote Williams

#4. I'm not a lemming about to run off the end of a cliff.

Glenn Roeder

#5. No problem, I said with all the confidence of a lemming who thinks he's headed for a nice day at the seashore.

Neil Gaiman

#6. I don't think you're going to start a riot, but until you prove you have more survival instincts than a seriously stressed out lemming, you'll stay at the bar.

Kim Dare

#7. She did love him, in that way that teenage girls love, like a lemming. Which is not love, of course.

Lisa Unger

#8. The male has paid a heavy price for his masculine 'privilege' and power. He is out of touch with his emotions and his body. He is playing by the rules of the male game plan and with lemming-like purpose he is destroying himself-emotionally, psychologically and physically.

Herb Goldberg

#9. Many of those engaged in a lemming-like march to the sea are proud of their individualism.

Neal A. Maxwell

#10. Lemmings with suicide vests. It's kind of an insult to lemmings to call them lemmings, so they'd have to be more than just a lemming, because jumping to your death is not enough.

Devin Nunes

#11. Wild swings in share prices have more to do with the "lemming- like" behaviour of institutional investors than with the aggregate returns of the company they own.

Warren Buffett

#12. Also, toddler judgment is horrible. They don't have any. Put a twelve-month-old on a bed, and they will immediately try and crawl off headfirst like a lemming on a mindless migration mission. But the toddler mission is never mindless. They have two goals: find poison and find something to destroy.

Jim Gaffigan

#13. She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff.

Andrew Davidson

#14. The lemming types came out of their houses with flashlights. Going to light up the world with those flashlights, I guess." He laughed. "I stopped them all from watching Happy Days. Forced their IQs up a couple notches.

Chris Fuhrman

#15. There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

P. J. O'Rourke

#16. Universal opinions are often mistaken for universal principles

Seth Czerepak

#17. I am grateful to those who have betrayed me ... They thought they were just stabbing me in the back, but they were also cutting me free from their poisonous life.

Steve Maraboli

#18. Who's more important than Diana Ross?

Don Cornelius

#19. Satire may be mad and anarchic, but it presupposes an admitted superiority in certain things over others; it presupposes a standard.

G.K. Chesterton

#20. There's just not that many videos I want to watch.

Steve Chen

#21. If you can look in the mirror every day and feel comfortable, then you're healthy.

Nikki Blonsky

#22. I always think about which blood drive was going on in Georgia that day when that husband or mom or school teacher rolled up their sleeve and actually gave me a second chance at life. It's the ultimate gift of life, and I'm the one who was on the other end.

Niki Taylor

#23. If you want to make money, you can't afford to make excuses

Seth Czerepak

#24. One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Dana Gould

#25. It is necessary for us to understand that the only Active Principle is Spirit.

Ernest Holmes

#26. Sustainable success can only happen on purpose

Seth Czerepak