Laughing Over Own Farts Quotes

#1. She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.

Sarah Silverman

#2. The performances you have in your head are always much better than the performances on stage.

Maggie Smith

#3. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

George Clooney

#4. Live your life in the NOW. Right NOW, THIS minute, THIS second.

Kasi Kaye Iliopoulos

#5. No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

George Lopez

#6. You don't dream about things that are impossible; that are out of your range.

Olga Kurylenko

#7. It is the absolute right of India to misgovern herself.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. I'm proud of where I'm from. I'm proud of Long Island.

Kevin Connolly

#9. No Water made her want to be taken, which was exciting and frightening. Crazy Horse made her want to give, which was fulfilling. She

Win Blevins

#10. You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.

Robyn Schneider

#11. She'd made her way into his heart. Snuck in when he wasn't looking. It was impossible to be with her and not fall deeply, madly in love with her.

Christine Feehan