Quotes About Dog Farts

#1. Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do it, He permitted a drunken angel to do it. Empirical facts can add significantly to the meaning of "being godlike".

Peter Kreeft

#2. Warren made bursting noises under the bed. A rancorous stench. Dog Farts Fell Family of Four.

Annie Proulx

#3. Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course.

Karina Halle

#4. Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty.

Mason Cooley

#5. Endeavor to be patient in bearing with the defects and infirmities of others, of what sort 'soever they be; for that thyself also has many failings which must be borned with by others.

Thomas A Kempis

#6. A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Frank Skinner

#7. I can't put this delicately - everyone goes to their high school reunion wanting to see who they 'beat.'

Megyn Price

#8. The more you go with the flow of life and surrender the outcome to God, and the less you seek constant clarity, the more you will find that fabulous things start to show up in your life.

Mandy Hale

#9. Bel pointed. "Head. Tail. Pets go here." He pointed to the dog's head again. "Farts come out here." He pointed to the dog's back end. "That's all you need to know about Stump.

Lisa Henry

#10. Daisy had known the novel was silly even as she had read it, but that had not detracted one bit from her enjoyment.

Lisa Kleypas

#11. I don't want to take somebody else's beating. That makes me unhappy.

Jack Kirby

#12. Sapiens rule the world because we alone can cooperate flexibly in large numbers, then

Yuval Noah Harari