Laughing Hyena Quotes

#1. My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

Phyllis Diller

#2. A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

#3. Beauty might bring happiness, but happiness always brings beauty.

Kevyn Aucoin

#4. Perchance you shall, fair sir," said Nigel, "for all that I have seen of you fills me with this desire to go further with you. It is in my mind that we might turn this thing to profit and to honour, for when Sir Robert has spoken to you, I am free to do with you as I will.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#5. I didn't want it to be one good memory that led to a lot of bad ones. I wanted it to stay what it was, one amazing moment, something that was strong and sweet enough to stand on its own. Something I could remember without any pain.
- Kate

Elizabeth Scott

#6. I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you.

Will Rogers

#7. The next president needs to know foreign policy and not learn it on the job.

Sam Brownback

#8. Wise men never grow up; indeed, they grow younger, for they lose the appalling worldly wisdom of youth.

John Buchan

#9. Steal a little, and they put you in jail. Steal a lot, and they make you king.

Bob Dylan

#10. [ ... ] the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of small chunks.

Terry Pratchett

#11. Conn was a wickedly passionate, fiercely dominant man who loved her too much to ever really hurt her.

Joely Sue Burkhart

#12. I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Kinky Friedman

#13. From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.

H.P. Lovecraft

#14. Time sanctifies everything; even the most arrant theft in the hands of the robber's grandchildren becomes sacred and inviolable property.

Will Durant

#15. I am working on a new book about a boa constrictor and a litter of hyenas. The boa constrictor swallows the babies one by one, and the mother hyena dies laughing.

E.B. White