Late Show With David Letterman Quotes

#1. It's not acceptable to torture people for being themselves.

Ke$ha

#2. Sin and shame ever go together; he that would be freed from the last must be sure to shun the company of the first.

Anne Bradstreet

#3. I think it's important to see where compliments are coming from - if they're compliments about your inside, your heart, or if they're about your physicality or your personality.

Aly Michalka

#4. I have never loved a half human creature as my ancient lover

She was 30% human when with me,
I bet she breath when telling white lies
Not noticing that it's where my heart lied

Bandile M. Matsenjwa

#5. I've never attended any Tea Party functions.

John Bolton

#6. It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

David Letterman

#7. Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

Jon Stewart

#8. Celebrity mentality sometimes misguides us to make wrong choices. That's why T.V screens sometimes lie to us!

Israelmore Ayivor

#9. Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.

Maureen Dowd

#10. I can't expose a human weakness on the stage unless I know it through having it myself.

Tennessee Williams

#11. It is time for Congress to provide relief for tobacco farmers. Since the 1930's tobacco production has been regulated by a quota system, which required farmers to purchase quota in order to grow tobacco.

Allen Boyd

#12. Excuse my scribbling, it is late, and I have a poor candle.

Henri Rousseau

#13. I'd watched a lot of David Letterman for sure. As far as who I watched as a late-show host, it was definitely Letterman.

Chad VanGaalen

#14. Mr Letterman, 66, would retire when his contract to host the CBS network's Late Show With David Letterman expires next year, ending a run as a late-night host that began in 1982 on NBC.

Anonymous

#15. Of course there must be lots of Magic in the world," he said wisely one day, "but people don't know what it is like or how to make it. Perhaps the beginning is just to say nice things are going to happen until you make them happen. I am going to try and experiment.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#16. David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

George Lopez

#17. I come home to an empty house and fill the sink with water. The pigeons above the window are clucking. I let the dishes slip under the bubbles and I close my eyes. I listen to the perfect, whole, round sounds of glass against porcelain under water.

Eula Biss

#18. the biggest little thing for entrepreneurs is the lifelong commitment to education.

Donald J. Trump

#19. What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.

Samuel Beckett

#20. For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Triple H