Late Night Monologue Quotes

#1. In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.

Anthony Jeselnik

#2. You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.

Ellen DeGeneres

#3. I could see her toughening up, working hard to put all those emotions away because she thought that's what it meant to
be strong. I wanted to tell her that strength wasn't about hiding your feelings, that it was okay for her to feel this way after what she'd been through.

Richelle Mead

#4. A mix of shyness and arrogance; he has been rejected before. Somehow that cheapens him, his hesitance makes her strong.

Lakambini A. Sitoy

#5. People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

Adam Carolla

#6. Make friendships before you get rich and famous.

Nico Schuckle

#7. People think that what I see diving must drive what I put into films, but that isn't really the case. When I am making a Hollywood production, I am telling a different kind of story. Of course, if I see something interesting that works, we will look at it, but they are different things.

James Cameron

#8. There is no way to learn to pray but by praying.

Samuel Chadwick

#9. I don't really wear makeup. I don't like the feeling of it. I just put mascara on, and that's kind of it.

Gia Coppola

#10. All established order forms a line of resistance against the threat of rupture and places its meager forces at the service of continuity. That everything should continue as usual is the bourgeois standard of a reality that is indeed bourgeois precisely because it is a standard.

Julio Cortazar

#11. I divide criticism into two categories - one coming from those who understand music, who are worthy of being critical because they are knowledgeable about what they are saying; and then there is another category of people who would criticise you anyway, whether your work is good or bad.

A.R. Rahman

#12. I didn't realize - you think you are doing a movie but then you realize it's a Columbia Pictures movie so it's probably going to have some publicity. Then you see a billboard and it's like, 'God! I'm on a billboard!' It doesn't hit all at once, it kind of unravels itself and it's still unraveling.

Chris Evans

#13. Although you know that one day you will die, you live as if you won't.

Arundhati Roy

#14. Conscience is the parliament in our mind. It depends on who holds the majority

Bangambiki Habyarimana