Lap Dog Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 27 Lap Dog Quotes

#1. Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog. - Author: Paula Wall
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#2. Tasmania needs a watchdog, not a lap dog. - Author: Lara Giddings
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#3. You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully.
Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog that doesn't talk." I gave Angel a pointed look, and she smiled, well, angelically, at me.
Total huffed, offended at me and climbed into her lap ... - Author: James Patterson
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#4. If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Author: Alfred North Whitehead
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#5. All I had ever wanted was a dog who would sleep in my lap while I read and lick my neck and bring me the ball to throw eighty-seven times in a row. I thought a dog would be the key to perfect happiness. And I was right. We are perfectly happy. ( - Author: Ann Patchett
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#6. A slim shoulder shrugged on the other side of Mako, and his darned dog slid down and plopped her head into Becky's lap. Jealousy burned in Kelly. Becky had a really nice lap. - Author: Kim Law
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#7. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. - Author: Anthony Horowitz
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#8. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators. - Author: Adolf Hitler
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#9. First time was instinct. I hear O'Leary go, "Jesus," and there's a skinny brown dog lapping up blood the same way he'd lap up water from a bowl. It wasn't American blood, but still, there's that dog, lapping it up. And that's the last straw, I guess, and then it's open season on dogs. - Author: Phil Klay
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#10. I'm on Facebook and the Internet EVERY DAY NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.Sorry about the shouting but I can't help myself. My mother said her dog (a lapdog) never sits on my lap because I always have the laptop on it. - Author: Franny Armstrong
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#11. Oh come on. You treat her like a Greek goddess and act like a lap dog around her. It is embarrassing. - Author: Wesley Chu
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#12. Praying is not about asking; it's about listening ...
It is just opening your eyes to see what was there all along. - Author: Chagdud Tulku Rinpoche
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#13. I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's because it's not my cat. I mean, your wife wouldn't jump on my lap. That's because she's your wife, not mine. Until you have your own cat, you really don't understand. - Author: Denise Flaim
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#14. No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last. - Author: Alexander Pope
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#15. You have to keep your goal in mind and never lose sight of it. I envisioned myself winning the heavyweight title for ten years before I actually captured it. If you're not driven to do your best, you'll never reach the level of excellence in your life. - Author: George Foreman
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#16. When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family. - Author: Dave Barry
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#17. I think what bothers us about fighting sports isn't the damage to the athlete but the fact that you win by doing more harm to your opponent than he does to you. It just seems ugly. - Author: Jonathan Gottschall
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#18. Talk to the Lord, Julianne. Even if you're mad as hornets. If you keep it all bottled up, you'll only end up with a belly full of bee stings. - Author: Jocelyn Green
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#19. Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered. - Author: Franz Grillparzer
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#20. If the thing you want beyond anything cannot be, it is much better to recognize it and go forward, instead of dwelling on one's regrets and hopes. - Author: Agatha Christie
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#21. If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work. - Author: Anton Chekhov
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#22. I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs ... Perhaps I am an exception. - Author: Emily Bronte
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#23. I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash. - Author: John Lydon
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#24. I'm nothing. Nothing at all without writing. Without truth, my truth, the only truth I know, it's all a gambol in the pasture without rhythm or sense. - Author: Harlan Ellison
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#25. In retrospect, I think it's a plus, because now we've been able to go back and spend extra time on each of those episodes and make them better. - Author: David E. Kelley
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#26. The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog. - Author: George Will
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#27. Some things want to be found. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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