Lamda Drama Quotes

#1. I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. I love the ukulele. It's got a beautiful, melodic tone to it. There's something innocent and romantic, and it's just a grand instrument to play.

Pierce Brosnan

#3. Standing armies shall in time be totally abolished.

Immanuel Kant

#4. Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment's rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning.

Terry Pratchett

#5. The trouble with innovation is that truly innovative ideas often look like bad ideas at the time.

Ben Horowitz

#6. And the stars in the night were the eyes of his wolves, and the wind itself was their song.

George R R Martin

#7. No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

Dana Gould

#8. The female form is much more erotic than the male, who doesn't think that?

Christina Aguilera

#9. What I want is to hold you like a bell holds space between the hours.

Miguel Murphy

#10. I want to memorize the way your eyes clench shut and you bite down on your lip, so that I can sketch your expression from memory. I want to know the exact angle of the way your neck curves, and how many times your heart beats a minute. I want to know everything.

Cora Carmack

#11. I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?

Greg Gutfeld

#12. Your Crystal Clear vision should provide you a glimpse of a new universe and turn your excuse for failure into purposes for progress. The shallowness of your previous failures has become a deep well of resources for success.

Farshad Asl

#13. I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.

Columbus Short