Lactose Intolerant Quotes

#1. My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

Jay London

#2. I definitely felt out of place at first, not unlike being lactose intolerant in Wisconsin.

Jared Brock

#3. I'm neither left or right. I'm just staying home tonight, getting lost in that hopeless little screen.

Leonard Cohen

#4. The right honourable gentleman caught the Whigs bathing, and walked away with their clothes. He has left them in the full enjoyment of their liberal positions, and he is himself a strict conservative of their garments.

Benjamin Disraeli

#5. I am very proud to follow the rules of our company.

Ingvar Kamprad

#6. Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!

Lewis Black

#7. A thunderbolt at her feet could hardly have surprised or annoyed her more. If

Anthony Trollope

#8. We must remember that man is not an island, totally isolated and disconnected from others. We are all part of a universal chain, or the universal consciousness. What happens to one happens to all.

Mata Amritanandamayi

#9. Stay positive and do whatever makes you happy.

Charles Trippy

#10. It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

Barney Stinson

#11. It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance.

Caprice Crane

#12. Words are wind, even words like love and peace. I put more trust in deeds.

George R R Martin

#13. You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live
your dream.

Daniel Tosh

#14. Seeing as when it came to the milk of human kindness
they were all pretty much lactose intolerant.

J.L. Merrow

#15. Autumn is the harvest of greedy death.

Juvenal

#16. Do the children who prefer books set in the real, ordinary, workaday world ever read as obsessively as those who would much rather be transported into other worlds entirely?

Laura Miller

#17. The subjects felt more comfortable if they played the role than if they had to be themselves.

Annie Leibovitz

#18. The alcalde tells me that it isn't kind to interrupt. In reply I begin to open my dress, so he can see what God has given me. I smile as an iguana smiles. He looks away.

Aaron Thier

#19. It is one thing to recognise certain potentially useful affinities, and another to act on them.

John Burnham Schwartz

#20. I've managed to avoid tattoos so far.

Mick Jagger

#21. A few small changes in your DNA can turn your eyes blue, make you lactose intolerant or put some curl in your hair.

Anne Wojcicki

#22. I'm a huge fan of classic sci-fi.

Grant Bowler

#23. Me too!" Frank said. "I mean ... lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes -

Rick Riordan

#24. My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

Margaret Cho

#25. There's no story if there isn't some conflict. The memorable things are usually not how pulled together everybody is. I think everybody feels lonely and trapped sometimes. I would think it's more or less the norm.

Wes Anderson

#26. But poor Andy - even before he was skipped ahead a grade - had always been a chronically picked-upon kid: scrawny, twitchy, lactose-intolerant, with skin so pale it was almost transparent, and a penchant for throwing out words like 'noxious' and 'chthonic' in casual conversation.

Donna Tartt

#27. I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.

Lake Bell

#28. The whole crew sat on the deck, without a storm or a monster attack to worry about for the first time in days, and ate ice cream. Well, except for Frank, who was lactose intolerant. He got an apple.

Rick Riordan

#29. I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly blowing my nose. Then one day, this woman sits down next to me on a bus, and says, 'You're lactose-intolerant.' It all cleared up in three days. That changed my life. Doctors couldn't figure it out.

Woody Harrelson