Top 29 Lactose Intolerant Quotes
#1. I definitely felt out of place at first, not unlike being lactose intolerant in Wisconsin.
Jared Brock
#2. My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Jay London
#3. I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly blowing my nose. Then one day, this woman sits down next to me on a bus, and says, 'You're lactose-intolerant.' It all cleared up in three days. That changed my life. Doctors couldn't figure it out.
Woody Harrelson
#4. The whole crew sat on the deck, without a storm or a monster attack to worry about for the first time in days, and ate ice cream. Well, except for Frank, who was lactose intolerant. He got an apple.
Rick Riordan
#5. I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.
Lake Bell
#6. But poor Andy - even before he was skipped ahead a grade - had always been a chronically picked-upon kid: scrawny, twitchy, lactose-intolerant, with skin so pale it was almost transparent, and a penchant for throwing out words like 'noxious' and 'chthonic' in casual conversation.
Donna Tartt
#7. My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
#8. Me too!" Frank said. "I mean ... lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes -
Rick Riordan
#9. A few small changes in your DNA can turn your eyes blue, make you lactose intolerant or put some curl in your hair.
Anne Wojcicki
#10. Seeing as when it came to the milk of human kindness
they were all pretty much lactose intolerant.
J.L. Merrow
#11. You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live
your dream.
Daniel Tosh
#12. It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance.
Caprice Crane
#13. It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!
Barney Stinson
#14. Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
Lewis Black
#15. There's no story if there isn't some conflict. The memorable things are usually not how pulled together everybody is. I think everybody feels lonely and trapped sometimes. I would think it's more or less the norm.
Wes Anderson
#18. It is one thing to recognise certain potentially useful affinities, and another to act on them.
John Burnham Schwartz
#19. The alcalde tells me that it isn't kind to interrupt. In reply I begin to open my dress, so he can see what God has given me. I smile as an iguana smiles. He looks away.
Aaron Thier
#20. The subjects felt more comfortable if they played the role than if they had to be themselves.
Annie Leibovitz
#21. Do the children who prefer books set in the real, ordinary, workaday world ever read as obsessively as those who would much rather be transported into other worlds entirely?
Laura Miller
#22. Autumn is the harvest of greedy death.
Juvenal
#23. Words are wind, even words like love and peace. I put more trust in deeds.
George R R Martin
#25. We must remember that man is not an island, totally isolated and disconnected from others. We are all part of a universal chain, or the universal consciousness. What happens to one happens to all.
Mata Amritanandamayi
#26. A thunderbolt at her feet could hardly have surprised or annoyed her more. If
Anthony Trollope
#27. I am very proud to follow the rules of our company.
Ingvar Kamprad
#28. The right honourable gentleman caught the Whigs bathing, and walked away with their clothes. He has left them in the full enjoyment of their liberal positions, and he is himself a strict conservative of their garments.
Benjamin Disraeli
#29. I'm neither left or right. I'm just staying home tonight, getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
Leonard Cohen
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