Top 26 Labrador Retriever Quotes
#1. And evolution wasn't even properly invented until the late 1800s. Is that enough time to get a Labrador retriever from a dire wolf? I think not.
Bobby Henderson
#2. Noah appeared beside Blue. He looked joyful and adoring, like a Labrador retriever.
Maggie Stiefvater
#3. Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.
Dave Barry
#4. I love everybody. I think my totem animal is a Labrador Retriever.
Abigail Disney
#5. Kilgore Trout owned a parakeet named Bill. Like Dwayne Hoover, Trout was all alone at night, except for his pet. Trout, too, talked to his pet. But while Dwayne babbled to his Labrador retriever about love, Trout sneered and muttered to his parakeet about the end of the world.
Kurt Vonnegut
#6. You're supposed to be a Labrador retriever!" I shouted. "Not a Labrador evader!
Anonymous
#7. I'd thought Clarice's smile was both too dim and friendly and too wide and white, so that she looked to me like the love child of a cannibal and a Labrador retriever.
Joshilyn Jackson
#8. Art is like an ill-trained Labrador retriever that drags you out into traffic.
Annie Dillard
#9. Dwayne's only companion at night was a Labrador retriever named Sparky. Sparky could not wag his tail - because of an automobile accident many years ago, so he had no way of telling other dogs how friendly he was. He had to fight all the time. His ears were in tatters. He was lumpy with scars. ***
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#10. There is hope for you yet.
-Einstein the Labrador Retriever via scrabble tiles
Dean Koontz
#11. I opened both eyes. Dread was sitting on my chest as if it were an animal. I mean, dread so real it had physical presence, like a Labrador retriever I could teach tricks to. Here, Dread. Sit, Dread. Roll over, Dread. Play dead, Dread.
Claire Cook
#12. If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle!
Kresley Cole
#13. Time again for the waltz of smiles. Amazing how you sometimes make resolutions, tell yourself everything will be a certain way from now on, and then all it takes is a tiny movement of the lips to shatter your confidence in a certainty that seemed eternal.
David Foenkinos
#14. I am still raw.
I say I may be back.
You know what lies are for.
Even in your Zen heaven we shan't meet.
Sylvia Plath
#15. I think it is an intelligent story [The Intruders]. You've got adult characters who are in search of some things that are out there that we sense are out there, but we don't have any proof. John's character stumbles into that situation.
Glen Morgan
#16. How easy it is to be compassionate when it's yourself you see in trouble.
Richard Bach
#17. That was in the days when everyone rode a bicycle, and the journal had a circulation of over one hundred and twenty-five thousand weekly, so my verses and illustrations became known to a fairly large public.
Joseph C. Lincoln
#18. Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself
Kano Jigoro
#19. Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
Ellen DeGeneres
#20. In marriage, a problem shared is a problem doubled.
Mac Fletcher
#21. Every flower blooms in its own time.
Ken Petti
#22. When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom.
Arsenio Hall
#24. You have to be wired a certain way to be a professional basketball player, and the way my body grew, something happened genetically that allowed me to become a lot more explosive.
Jeremy Lin
#25. Everyone has a moment where life goes off the rails.
Gillian Flynn
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