La Morgue Files Quotes

#1. Televisions and radios are locked on government frequencies - it is a serious crime to listen to a foreign broadcast. As a result, North Koreans think that they live in the best country in the world and that, as difficult as their lives may be, everybody else has it much worse.

Barbara Demick

#2. Self-leadership always precedes team leadership.

Michael Hyatt

#3. [A] planet, wholly inhabited by spiders, (which is very possible)

David Hume

#4. I'm so excited about 'Identity Thief'. It's such a good comedy, and I'm excited for people to go out and see it!

Genesis Rodriguez

#5. Creativity is an advertising agency's most valuable asset, because it is the rarest.

Jef I. Richards

#6. She almost burst out laughing. He'd uttered the word talk like it was a communicable disease.

Lorelei James

#7. The old fire pit was ancient. I couldn't say how many of my ancestors warmed themselves at this outdoor hearth. Sitting around it was rather affecting, especially when you thought about the countless people who had occupied your very spot in some distant past. It was kind of surreal.

J.M. Northup

#8. 'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

Hannibal Buress

#9. When all else fails, philosophize.

J.M. Coetzee

#10. There was even a recurrent idea in America about an education that would leave out history and the past, that should be a sort of equipment for aerial adventure, weighed down by none of the stowaways of inheritance or tradition.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#11. And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.

Allie Brosh

#12. Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Mark Twain

#13. I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

George Carlin

#14. In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.

Fatboy Slim