L Beck Quotes

#1. But in case you can't find her let me draw you a map with some crayons, you go past leave us the fuck alone, and turn right at fuck off, and oh look you're in slut country.

J.L. Beck

#2. Not everything worth learning is summarized in book. Sometimes you've got to rely on instincts.

Samanthe Beck

#3. Learning to quit while you're not ahead, when the dull ooze of depression tells you things are not going to get any better, is one of the best financial and life skills you can master.

Martha Beck

#4. We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.

Glenn Beck

#5. Life is a second-by-second miracle.

Joko Beck

#6. It's a diabolical business. I can't imagine how hellish it must be to be hounded like Amy Winehouse and people like that. I have a little peripheral place on the outskirts of celebrity, when I go to premieres and that sort of stuff, which is as close as I want to get.

Jeff Beck

#7. I'm more critical of my songwriting than anybody, but I've worked really hard in the last five to 10 years to improve.

Beck

#8. The only thing scarier than telling my secrets would be keeping them. When the "sensitive information" you carry is your own history, going mute to protect the system doesn't keep you from being destroyed; it just means that you destroy yourself.

Martha N. Beck

#9. His anger seemed out of proportion to the crime. Men. Give them an orgasm and they want ... well, probably more orgasms.

Kate Meader

#10. What laughter is to childhood, sex is to adolescence.

Martha Beck

#11. Capitalists, if you think that you can play footsies with these people, you're wrong. They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you.

Glenn Beck

#12. It didn't seem fair to me that Jon Stewart's rally didn't get the same kind of attention that Glenn Beck's did. Why was Beck's seen as checking the thermometer of the country, and Jon Stewart just dismissed as a satirist?

David Sedaris

#13. Careers are built on relationships. Even if it's a bad movie, even if I know it's a bad movie, even if it's a team of filmmakers that I know are going to be difficult, that I know are going to really make me work extra hard, it's fundamentally the same process.

Christophe Beck

#14. The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was so tight that when I sat in it and farted, the farts would slide up my back, shoot out the top of the girdle, and make my hair fly off the back of my beck.

Mollie Gross

#15. If we look at the fact that record covers are essentially advertisements for the music, we acknowledge a function and purpose to draw in the prospective buyer.

Beck

#16. I'm like the monster that hides under your bed, waiting till the moment your breath evens out, and your eyes close to attack.

J.L. Beck

#17. Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.

Glenn Beck

#18. Much is imagination, more is truth, but which is which I scarcely can tell myself.

L. Adams Beck

#19. She needed me, yet I couldn't reach her, no matter how hard I tried. "Maggie!" I screamed her name as loud as I could, but no words left my lips. Instead, her name and my voice bounced around inside of my head.

J.L. Beck

#20. holding grudges is like letting someone live rent free in your mind

J.L. Beck

#21. One honorable young man can make all the difference ...

Robert L. Beck

#22. You forget that every fallen angel was once an angel themselves. Monsters don't really want to be monsters. We're just like everyone else, waiting for someone to come save us from our very own damned darkness.

J.L. Beck

#23. I want to be proud that she has a backbone, but I also want to break it, snapping it into itty-bitty pieces.

J.L. Beck

#24. As you love His children, Heavenly Father will guide you, and angels will assist you.You will be given power to bless lives and rescue souls.

David L. Beck

#25. To minister means to love and care for others. It means to attend to their physical and spiritual needs. Put simply, it means to do what the Savior would do if He were here.

David L. Beck

#26. Nothing is wrong. It's merely what you think is right and wrong that has you confused.

J.L. Beck

#27. The fucking nerve of these people! Luccio deserved to die. He was going to kill me, so it was either him or me. When it comes down to a bullet, I will always choose to put one in the other person.

J.L. Beck

#28. I glare at him, willing ice daggers to come out of my eyes and stab him.

J.L. Beck

#29. down. There just was no way someone that good looking was getting made fun of. Plus guys could sleep with a whole team and it would be okay. Talk about double standards.

J.L. Beck

#30. Love was something to be feared, because it had the power to break you.

J.L. Beck

#31. It was stupid how a rumor could all but fuck up your life. How what others thought of you really affected how they treated you.

J.L. Beck

#32. Forty minutes in front of Beck isn't really where it's at.

Gene Ween

#33. How about some hot chocolate, Mrs. C?" Beck asked. "Warm those crabby old bones of yours." "Let's hope you're hung, young man, because you're certainly not charming.

Kate Meader

#34. In many ways, Tucker Carlson's a better symbol of the pathetic state of what passes for conservative journalism than even Glenn Beck or the late Andrew Breitbart, to name two of his contemporaries with a much larger following.

Alex Pareene

#35. Adam's hands wrapped around her waist, his fingers splayed across her lower back, pulling her against him and eliminating the space between them. His kiss deepened as his tongue moved against hers.

Andrea Johnson Beck

#36. Most of my clients don't realize that the way they look and the way they think about their looks are two separate issues.

Martha Beck

#37. With unfailing kindness, your life always presents what you need to learn. Whether you stay home or work in an office or whatever, the next teacher is going to pop right up.

Joko Beck

#38. You've given out a lot of second chances, kid. Take one yourself.

Samanthe Beck

#39. Progressives wrote the Common Core standards, used money from the 2009 stimulus bill to bribe states into adopting them, and are now "vetting" the tests that will eventually shape the curriculum used by school districts all across the United States.

Glenn Beck

#40. You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.

Glenn Beck

#41. Responsible Development is the style of development I aspire to now. It can be summarized by answering the question, How would I develop if it were my money? I'm amazed how many theoretical arguments evaporate when faced with this question.

Kent Beck

#42. Aunt Helen Beck had many intentions about her death. She was about being dead the way some people are about being British - she wasn't, and it seemed she would never be, but it was clearly something she aspired to, since all the people she respected were.

Elizabeth McCracken

#43. Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.

Glenn Beck

#44. As a life coach, I love makeovers, from new clothes to surgery, pedicures to highlights. But redoing makes you feel better only if approached with the right attitude.

Martha Beck

#45. There are many people in the world who feel that if only they had a bigger car, a nicer house, better vacations, a more understanding boss, or a more interesting partner, then their life would work. We all go through that one. Slowly we wear out most of our 'if onlies.'

Joko Beck

#46. Welcoming imperfection is the way to accomplish what perfectionism promises but never delivers. It gives us our best performance and genuine acceptance in the family of human
and by that I mean imperfect
beings.

Martha Beck

#47. If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver.

Glenn Beck

#48. Anyone who comes into your life, under any circumstances, has something to teach you.

Martha Beck

#49. I'm really fascinated by lingos and colloquialisms that are outmoded and have gone by the wayside. I love the way people spoke in the '30s, and the amazing slang of the mid-'60s and '70s.

Beck

#50. I like an element of chaos in music. That feeling is the best thing ever, as long as you don't have too much of it.

Jeff Beck

#51. I feel like I've spent the majority of my time touring and traveling, so if I reduced the actual time making music, it's probably four and a half years at the most.

Beck

#52. Advocating through art is known as propaganda. You should look up the name Goebbels.

Glenn Beck

#53. I like to play dirty. I can also be very, very exacting." Rate St. Sebastian.

Samanthe Beck

#54. Some people thinks that I'm the Antichrist, which would be a really good disguise for the Antichrist. You'd never see a pudgy, out-of-shape guy, 5 o'clock in the afternoon, being the Antichrist, would you?

Glenn Beck

#55. Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.

Glenn Beck

#56. America's religion. This is it gang, this is all you need to know. There is a God, He's going to judge us, we should be good to each other, cause daddy's gonna be pissed in the end if we're not. That's it. That's called a big principle.

Glenn Beck

#57. Minister every day. Opportunities are all around you. Look for them. Ask the Lord to help you recognize them. You will find that most consist of small, sincere acts that help others become followers of Jesus Christ.

David L. Beck

#58. You know, the songs that are self-conscious or jerky, they are that way, but the other ones aren't, so that's a good thing. Some of the songs are Beck-jokey, but the others, they have heart in them.

Stephen Malkmus

#59. Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.

Lewis Black

#60. Every worldview I chose, it seemed, edged me toward belief.

Martha Beck

#61. They recognized that they had little as compared to those in the top 10 percent, but they remained Republicans until their death, believing that freedom and self-initiative is the best for them and the country.

Glenn Beck

#62. [On Obama Administration] I've never heard any administration or any business or anybody ever claim incompetence more than this group of people,

Glenn Beck

#63. A child in the position of confirming a negative stereotype may respond with especially intense anxiety and reduced motivation, amplifying a negative self-fulfilling prophecy.

Laura Beck

#64. You can't stay well without telling
and living
the truth.

Martha Beck