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#1. The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was so tight that when I sat in it and farted, the farts would slide up my back, shoot out the top of the girdle, and make my hair fly off the back of my beck. - Author: Mollie Gross
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#2. Let those other women marry bankers. I've got myself a Marine. - Author: Mollie Gross
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#3. Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?"
Her advice? "Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little lemon juice on it. - Author: Mollie Gross
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#4. It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs! - Author: Mollie Gross
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