Kiwi Quotes

#1. Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Erma Bombeck

#2. Tell people you're a Canadian or a Kiwi when you travel and they'll adore you.

Daniel Gillies

#3. I try to drink a bottle of water a day, and I love Kiwi Strawberry Snapple.

Kendall Jenner

#4. Is it just me, or did Tamou go to hug a Kiwi before realising he had just scored for Australia?

Joe Galuvao

#5. Avian madness or deranged kiwi?

Magaly Guerrero

#6. What if our bodies were transparent, like a washing machine window? How wondrous to watch ourselves. Joggers would job even harder, blood pumping away. Lovers would love more. God damn! Look at that old semen go! Diets would improve-- kiwi fruit and strawberries, borscht with sour cream.

Lucia Berlin

#7. I've watched Jamie Oliver 's Food Revolution, he wants better school lunches for children in the US and UK. In NZ, we want Kiwi kids to have school lunches!

Metiria Turei

#8. Kiwi thought back to his first weeks, when insults had been impossible for him. One time he'd called Deemer a troglodyte but his delivery had been tentative and way, way too slow, as if the insult were a fork tenderly entering a steak.

Karen Russell

#9. It's good to see some Kiwi accents up on the big screen.

Martin Henderson

#10. I grimace, thinking someone should come up with a new phrase for 'I left the ocean without a kiwi-sized chunk of my lower-left butt cheek' to replace the rather nebulous term 'exploratory bite.

Elle Lothlorien

#11. That ticks me off!" She snapped. "Since when could you bribe me with treats like a fucking child."
I groaned, pinching the bridge of my nose. "So no smoothie then?"
"Mango, banana, orange and extra kiwi," she replied before hanging up.

J.J. McAvoy

#12. She turned back to inspect a bank of greens: olive, jade, leaf, kiwi, lime, a silver-green like the back of birch leaves, a bright pistachio.

Anne Bartlett

#13. I'm a Kiwi. I'm from a beach suburb called Takapuna, which is on the north shore of Auckland in New Zealand.

Lorde

#14. I wanted to bathe in plum juice, rediscover my body and adorn it in kiwi circles.

Aimee Bender

#15. This is the Southland burr, the only distinctive regional accent in the country. It's a soft appealing noise, deriving, I presume, from the Sottish settlers, but resembling no known Scottish accent. It's simply Kiwi English with added r's.

Joe Bennett

#16. The endangered Kiwi is aptly New Zealand's icon. There is so much promise to lay a large egg but without the ability to get it off the ground.

Grant McLachlan

#17. He takes another bite of the hairy fruit and marvels how the bullet from his Winchester did to her head what his teeth did to her kiwi.

Laurence Beveridge

#18. Well, you look weird. New pajamas? Did somebody exhume you last night?
Kiwi, Swamplandia!

Karen Russell

#19. I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.

Bernie Mac

#20. But the thought of New Zealand instantly sent her mind to Watson, the possibly-Australian, possibly-Kiwi, definitely paranormal young fellow with videos of dead guys on his phone.

Molly Ringle

#21. My wife Gwenaelle prepares an 'energy shot' for me for breakfast. It's a mix of linseed, cereal, and raisins, with fresh fruit like kiwi. She also adds yogurt for added texture and some pollen and honey for an energy booster.

Alain Ducasse

#22. I don't look like no kiwi bird

Muhammad Ali

#23. When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves.

Wally Lewis

#24. The woman who remove a mountain begins by taking away small stone

Kevwe Eyagbe

#25. A phenomenon that gave rise to my first critical insight into the subtle ruse of power: the prevailing law threatened one with trouble, all to keep one out of trouble. Hence, I concluded that trouble is inevitable and the task, how best to make it, what best way to be in it.

Judith Butler

#26. That's what it's like in my head all the time, constant snow, constant weather patterns of all sorts - blizzards, cyclones.

Elizabeth Wurtzel

#27. What you did was enough," I said. "We didn't need a superhero. Just an adult who acted to help us when I asked.

Nancy Werlin

#28. So, Carter, if you need to talk about anything, you know, about being gay. If there are things that you don't understand or things that confuse you, you can ask me. Anything. You can ask me anything."
Carter studied him for a moment and asked. "Who's your cell provider?

Marshall Thornton

#29. I draw back,gently step out of his hands that gripped my shoulders and were just edging their way to either side of my throat

Lauren DeStefano

#30. There's always challenges to everything.

Howard Berger

#31. I am dancing all the time. Every gesture, the body line of every pose, the way I get from place to place, the movement in the acting - none of it would be the way it is if I weren't a dancer.

Ray Bolger

#32. The town's young parents especially prized this idea of Newton as a child's paradise. Many of them had left the hip, sophisticated city to move here. They had accepted massive expenses, stultifying monotony, and the queasy disappointment of settling for a conventional life. To

William Landay